shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... is that... did the bite cause that?

 

-the flame turns into a sick norm omage before poofing out of being-

 

... yeah, I guess it did. And it looks like real bad news.

 

-fox continues to "nap" innocently-

 

thats because vwater is a genuine threat!

 

To what? Your stench?

 

my identity!

 

If your identity can be destroyed by water, it isn't an identity at all.

 

yes it is!

 

-lets out a loud vixens cry with illusiory sorcery. Still just napping-

 

So, if I put you in enough water, you'd become an entirely different person?

 

[Eyes the 'fox' warily and makes sure she's not in the line of fire between it and Norm. She makes an odd gesture with one hand and mutters:] Beloved are the Shifters, the Changers, Mala's first and most loyal; paths cleared and eyes averted, We offer no offense and pray You might pass by unharmed and unharming.

[Superstitions are silly, and usually useless, but... it's worth a try, right? Can't hurt to be respectful, anyway. If nothing else, it's an arguably-sapient being with fire powers.]

 

you knowv vwhat, shut up! i REALLY dislike the sound of you.

 

-the fox is grinning inwardly. Secretly. The door god is scared. Hah.-

 

The feeling's mutual!

*creates a pool beneath itch*

*creates lots of soap*

 

-opens an eye at this sound and spies the genie. Hrmm. Not sure id real or an illusion. Gotta wait and see-

 

*Shrieks and immediately doggy paddles for the edge. She clearly isn't a strong swimmer.*

 

*smirks*

 

*Whistles.*

didnt knowv you had it in you! that is some prime grade sadism right there. im almost proud of you!

 

-real. Definitely real. Closes eye-