shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

She said she'd lose her identity if she got enough water on her. I decided to test her theory.

 

and im congratulating you on it, that levwel of cruelty takes some resolvwe!

 

Uh... thanks, I guess?

 

*Thumbs up.*

 

*makes an attempt at a grin*

*damn*

*why did musky saying that make him feel so shitty?*

*it was supposed to be a compliment but it sure didn't feel like one*

 

@Itch

(you owve me big-time, kid!)

 

*She flops out on the side of the pool with a splurch.*

*Wheeze.*

 

-a towel appears conveniently near itch. If its a towel. A real towel. Towel-

 

*Patches of dirt are already creeping back up her face like she's regrowing a second skin. The towel is ignored.*

 

-hrmm. Maybe a stink spirit? Thebtowel disappears as though it were never there-

 

... [juice stares at the fox]

 

HEY, KID. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME OR VWHAT.

 

vwhat??

 

i said you owve me big time!!

 

vwhy?

 

*frowns*

*something is up here*

*but what?*

*floats closer to the itches*

 

i totally spun that around for you. planted a seed of guilt thatll only blossom more vwith evwery drop youre soaked! thats vworth at LEAST tvwo dates.

 

i dont knowv vwhat the fuck youre talking about but make it three and im in.

 

*winces*

*fuck*

*he'd been had*

*and yet... he supposed he had been cruel*

*and he didn't like that*

*he didn't want to be that kinda person*

*even though he was and had been for a long time*

 

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