shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

No, I'm gonna keep on running and you're not gonna stop me!

 

VWHAT IF I CRIED??

 

Then your face would get wet and you don't like water so ha!

 

but then id be crying and itd be your fault and people like you havwe some kinda problem vwith making people cry, right??

 

Nope!

 

dammit! i thought you vwere stupider than that.

 

Well... I'm not exactly what many people would call the smartest cop, I just don't really care about your feelings is all.

 

I could kick your arse at an Axon City trivia contest though!

 

and if you did, that vwould make you evwen DUM8ER!

 

*He's back with a hefty bruise on his face.*

 

-grins about the bruise. a wide toothy fox grin. it's one part glee and one part threat display-

Evening, Princess.

 

uh, hello, obviously male here.

 

Sarcasm. Now Princess though. Just on principle.

 

so im guessing your brain is the size of a real foxes.

 

Am a real fox. Point?

Still Princess, by the way.

 

what part of 'obviously male' is SO HARD for you to understand?? jeez, you need me to use littler words?

 

Sarcasm.

Are all humans this dumb? Wonder why devata say boars are thick.

 

its not sarcasm if you just keep saying the same objectively wrong thing over and over.

 

Was before. Now it's on principle.

You get to be male when I get to be the Jade Emperor.

 

The point is, still not doing it, and there's nothing that would convince me to!