shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*She bites into a bag, cellophane and all.*

 

-looks at the genie expectantly. chips would be good yes...ears are straight up. her head raised. she stares with fierce foxness-

 

*wills up some more bags of chips*

*the bags appear in front of the fox*

 

-yes. good. she takes one of the bags in her mouth and claws and pulls at it forcing the thing open. she munches on a chip-

 

They´re yellow, are they sulfur? -a cellowphane bag is licked, then eaten just because- Doesn´t taste like much.

 

Nope. Organics don't eat sulfur.

 

Watch me.

 

Please don't, dude.

 

-watches intently-

 

... Okay, I. Don't actually know what sulfur is. Can someone give me some? I mean, worst case scenario, I die. It's not that bad.

 

says vwho??

 

Science.

 

FUCK science!!

 

-Polemarch rolls in in armadillo mode. He is having a lucky phase where all his altmodes work, but this will probably change when his next plating grows in. He joins Soundy at the bag and licks it too.-
IT TASTES A BIT SWEET!
-he crows, very triumphant about his scientific discovery-

 

it´s yellow crystals or powder!

Little bit. Kinda sticky.

 

its tangy and crunchy!

 

BUT NOT AS SWEET AS STUFF THAT CONTAINS SOPI- SOT-... SOPIPUM?

 

-soundwave steal another chip bag, ignoring the chips and nibbling the bag.-

 

Sodium! It´s what they make candy with!

 

YES THAT!
UH.
DOES THAT TASTE GOOD? IT SMELLS LIKE ALUMIMUM :/