shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Taste kinda like nothing. -Soundwave flicks an ear- You got any candy?

 

Mmmpppmpm?

 

You're still disgusting and I still won't do the Shuffle for you!

 

SIRE DOESN'T LET ME HAVE MUCH CANDYYYY :I

 

Mine neither. it´s not fair! -flops down-

 

im appealing to a different demographic!

 

WE SHOULD DO A REBOLUSHUN!
-pouty baby is pouty-

 

SO.

vwho vwants to learn howv to orchestrate a coup.

 

We should conquer the candy cubes!

 

YES!!!!

... NOT FROM YOU YOU SMELL FUNNY...

 

noooo, not like i singlehandedly brought dowvn a corrupt monarchy or anything. CLEARLY my scent is the important thing here!

 

UM YES. YOU SMELL CONDRALICKTORY.

 

(completely deadpan) ooh, me, pick me

 

showv some enthusiasm!

 

and you smell like a little robot vwiggler vwho isnt serious about radicalism!

 

MHHHHHH :/

 

We are So serious! All candy will be ours!

 

[Oh no. Ooooooh no. Determined little darlings! Whisper doesn't bother trying to cover his smile, and summons a box of gelled energon candies. Dream candy won't hurt them, right?] Sweetlings, you don't need to throw a revolution in the name of candy...

 

no, no, i'm very enthusiastic. serious radicals are the funniest kind.

 

But we want all the candy the grown ups won´t let us have!