shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Maybe you should remove that trench coat, Nick. I would love to see your parts.

 

In your dreams, Hancock.

 

We were comparing starvation lines and now everyone decided it's shirts-optional time.

 

im not starvwed, im just skinny.

 

Oh, yes, very much in my dreams.

 

*removes its pillow case*

 

I could give you some soup to put a little bit more meat on those bones.

 

*is naked*

 

Why? Who was the brilliant genius to come up with this trend?

 

If you eat from it first, it's a warm day in the depths that I turn down food.

 

NOOO SANTA!!!

 

*Whistle.*

 

*Stares.*

 

Yeah.

I really didn't need to see that. I'm Jewish and yet... I really didn't need to see that.

 

Is that a yes?

 

[Dom blinks.]

 

Depths yes.

 

*starts to undo her corset*

 

Dammit Cait, not you too.

 

*you all can no longer properly look at burt, if you ever could*