shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

; )
[Aaron jiggles his abs at Dualscar]

Why don't we see some weight behind those words? ; )
[A wrestling bell rings somewhere in the distance]

 

*More actual cat things. The cat laboriously tucks its limbs under itself one by one to loaf. It doesn't look like it's doing it right and its position looks vaguely painful.*

*Still totally a real cat.*

 

*Gag.*

 

Aw, come on, don't make fun of him, he's clearly trying his best.

 

[The smell of perspiration quickly begins to pervade the air, as one of the most muscular and homoerotic wrestling matches ever conceptualized graces the rave with its presence. The earth shatters beneath the feet of the two combatants as they repeatedly force each other into increasingly compromising and uncomfortable positions, a sight that is made even further uncomfortable to watch on account of the loud grunting coming from the two parties. Drawn in by the overwhelming stench of body odor and masculinity, a herd of well-endowed musclebeasts begins to stampede through the rave. It is truly a horrific sight to behold.]

 

Yeah, me too. It makes me feel...exposed.

 

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

 

Why would anyone even want to see me naked. I don't want to see me naked.

 

...okay...i am fairly certain that something is seriously up with this fellow...

 

*The cat nods its head at @Dom Irossi before remembering that cats aren't supposed to do that.*

*Fuck.*

*Fuck.*

 

...you're not really a cat, are you?

 

I've been assuming "particularly small Chimera", but that's just a theory.

 

*It's time to bail. The cat untucks, giving up on trying to pass for a real cat and running with the same clumsy stride he walked in with.*

*Very slow going.*

 

*trots back over, sniffs one last time. But this time Dogmeat growls. He now notices something is different*

 

so is anyone going to catch the obviously mentally disabled cat or what, its about to make off.

 

The cat can go wherever it wants, dude.

 

thats how cats get run over.

 

It's not mentally disabled, I didn't hear it rambling about an arcane conspiracy against it, or being afraid of white eyes, or thinking it's a pig, or any other symptoms of insanity I know.

 

uh, hello, it walks like its having a seizure.

 

This is the rave. It'll be fine.