shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-abhaya's wounds are healed as fast as she makes them. she curls up on the floor cradling her hand. xiaohe would frown at this and judge her. damn her-

 

Oneira puts on her most shit-eating grin. She was about to let it be on the house, too, for Science!, but...
"Flattery will still get you nowhere. Two caegars, or equivalent."

 

-he spreads his hands in hopeless gesture, but is smiling- You saw what I got. Take yer pick, your holiness.

 

the fact that youre a disgusting little goblin woman and this body isnt?

 

*A pointy elbow is placed on @Suspicious Feline's head to remind him who the little one is here.*

 

Ford laughs. "Illegal in 9000 dimensions...but yes, you can get them if you know the right people. Just be careful if you do. Sometimes when you roll them...things happen completely outside of your game! The last time I took mine anywhere, it was as a last-ditch defence against an eldritch horror. But then my brother accidentally dropped it. That wasn't much fun, though it worked out a lot better than it could've in the end."

 

[Orlandeau walks in, sees that there are now two Juices, and is rightfully very confused.]
Huh. Right then. I've seen weirder.

 

Still, I feel I could very much use an explanation of what's happening.

 

Ford addresses @Soundwave Minimus II. What a cute kitten!

"Please, call me Ford. Stan's my brother. And I don't have it with me, right now--sorry!" Ford smiles. "I can show you what it looks like, though." He creates a three-dimensional image of the die.

 

*Offended sniff.*

 

@Orlandeau *waves*

 

I need three. Last-ditch efforts against eldritch horrors are kind of a weekly happening for us.

 

see!! not jealous! vwhy vwould i EVWER be jealous of THAT??

 

Okay, so at least I know which of you is the one I'm dating.
[Orlandeau walks over to the real Juice and picks them up.]

 

*immediate smooching starts happening*

 

-Nichrome laughs-
Considering how dangerous the thing is I'd have to have... what's it called politely again? Very firm words with you, if you gave my sparkling smething like it to play with.

 

*Low whistle.*

wouldnt mind getting beneath the skin of that, if you get what im saying.

 

*pause* Y'know, I have to say, it sounds really weird to hear Juice's voice talking like one of the Cronuses. I have a lot of conflicting feelings about what is currently happening.

 

why dont you take them out on me. with your fists. and other appendages.

 

*Very bothered* You look just like them, I do not at all want to touch you.

In fact, I would request that you stay very, very far away from me. You're starting to become the creepiest thing I have ever experienced.