shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[Orlandeau looks very angry and frustrated at this]

Hey, if he's stressing you out, we can go leave for a bit.

 

that's rough, buddy.

 

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theres always something wrong with every single goddamn body. every one. too tall, too short, allergic to fucking oregano, twitchy eye, erectile dysfunction, the list goes on. cant i just have a decent one for once in my life. for once.

 

Sawbones snorts and gently playboops the organic cat over on her side. "So, you an earth cat or just someone what turn inta one?"

 

Why not choose to become the perfect killing machine? We could always use having an extra gun around. ^_^

 

yeah, no, id prefer something with arms.

 

-shifts back into being a very naked woman and continues bouncing away, trying another angle of 'attack' as if she weren't- Both! Usually a cat. Humans are complicated. -pounce! Got yer tail-

 

Just because you cannot see something, it does not mean the entity does not exist.
[Something shimmers for a moment from behind Genie]

 

take a hint, pal, i dont wanna be a gun.

 

-Waves her tail, panther included, but gently to not harm the smol cat- So I heard. Mechs are too. -amused-

 

it's okay...let's just go snuggle somewhere

 

-!!! but wow fun! She lets go after a while though because it's more fun to chase- I like being around them, but being a leopard is nicer. -pounce!- More fun, too.

 

-grins and plays chase for a bit before spinning around a catching senka under a paw.- Probably. I dont got much choice, not that many catformer round fer me ta be with. But th´TEAM mechs are mostly alright for bipeds.

 

-A kitten has wriggled out of moms arms to runrunrun and then most dramatically Pounce moms tail, bowling over the organic on his way.-

 

-ends up an uncomfortable-looking pile of limbs and will almost definitely bruise, but just laughs and shifts back into a cat. She lets out a playful growl, ears up to telegraph to what is clearly Momma Cat that she's still being harmless (just in case, because Momma Cat) as she pounces the interloper-

 

-Much wrestling and squirming, many kitten squeaks. Sometimes Soundwave does forget that he is sharp and made of metal.

 

Sawbones lays down near to playing kitties to watch

 

its called hard vwork and exercise.

 

yeah, fuck that.