shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[more giggling and rolling and fighting]
Never!

 

Don't be mean.

-bats abhaya on the head-

They're just playing.

 

[Onyx curls her tail around herself and smiles, watching the sparklings play.]

 

It is quite the sensory experience to wield a firearm. A sensory experience, a sensual experience. The smooth touch of cold steel at your fingertips. The coarse taste of smoke in the air, and the smell of blood from every kill. The desperate pleading of your victims as they beg for mercy proves to be quite the ASMR, and the sharp crack you hear as you pull the trigger. All this occurs in addition to the sight of your victim at the other end of the barrel, both before and after the climax of the stageplay. It's indescribable, almost orgasmic even. And tempered steel guides the mind as much as it guides the hand and the flesh, with its serpent's tongue, glamours, and illusions.

 

-bares teeth and nonseriously snaps at the hand-

 

-stalks away from him dramatically, tail straight up in the air- Just you wait, I´ll have an altmode soon! And then you won´t be so showy anymore!

 

Ah. Reliance on predisposition, then?

 

I only seek to encourage one's basest desires.

 

... Wait, what's a firearm? That sounds fun.

 

you pull the trigger and it goes bang. dont need to be poetic about it.

 

What! No! The Air Commander needs to be showy! I'm getting my first seeker cape soon!
[he scrambles back to his feet and follows Soundy.]
It'll be so cool! You can borrow the cape if you want to Soundy!

 

I'm afraid you miss the point, Orphaner.

 

Not all have the same desires, though, and what does not exist cannot be encouraged.

A type of projectile-launching weapon, though some launch states of matter other than solids-- say, laserfire.

 

*With his bangs slicked back, a distinctive dual lightning bolt scar that isn't on Juice Prime is visible.*

 

-sits- How will you even fly in a cape? Won´t it tangle your wings?

 

the point is youre a pretentious fuck.

 

We all have the same urges. Some are simply better at suppressing them than others, and this is not necessarily a conscious effort.

 

You'd do well to learn to read between the lines. A lack of appreciation for the figurative may lead to one's downfall. Tell me, Dualscar, why are you afraid of clowns?

 

uhhhhhh! UHHHHH!!!
.... I don't actually know. I just know that Aerial Academy stuff involves capes! It's in the videos and stuff!

 

*His fins flick out before he catches them.*

im not.