TFs: DARE TO BE STUPID

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by itsAlana, Aug 28, 2015.

  1. Petra

    Petra space case

    Song for IDW G1 Megatron.



    A man crouches on the street with static in his eyes
    And takes it as a sign from the gods up above
    To shout from the rooftops and write letters to the government
    He's writing revelations for the showdown
    And now he's slamming down chords
    And leading a crowd ten thousand strong
    They're shouting in unison, shouting in unison

    "Mom and dad, wake wake from your slumber because,
    We're gonna burn this motherfucker down because,
    Sometimes we burn and steal and rape and kill and sacrifice
    Just to remind ourselves that we're still alive"
     
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  2. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    (*/ω\*) I'm so glad you liked it! It's the silliest thing, but the moment I hit publish on any story, my brain flips from 'heeheeheeeeee yessss this is it, the best ship in the universe' to 'oh god what have i just put on the internet i am imposing on everyone. somehow.' So it's so awesome to hear you enjoyed it!!

    And I'm so excited about these three, there are no words. I need to write all of the sub-pairs, I need to write each person getting double-teamed by the others, I need Windblade and Starscream managing to agree that Wheeljack is way too overworked and literally abducting him for a sleepover. I need Starscream being a total asshole over 'you're not allowed to touch my wings because I said so' even after he knows that Windblade isn't at all into pain, just because he knows how much it bothers her. I need him dangling the hardline connection over her the same way (with eventual resolution and all, I just have to save it for Later :3c).

    I need Wheeljack and Starscream trying to hide how affected they are to see young Cybertronians (Camiens), and she's only three hundred, oh my god oh fuck is this even happening. I need Starscream especially getting worked up over she's so defenseless oh my god why. Like, he wants this. But also what is wrong with her judgment, picking him for her first time ever??? Doesn't she have any sense of self-preservation? Also, she needs to learn to kill things. It's an important life skill. Why won't she do it. Why won't she just agree and go off into space and kill some criminals so at least he can knows she can do it if she has to

    Plus, I need Starscream and Wheeljack having a pretty clear understanding of the whole depression thing, even if Starscream is still shying away from actually discussing it, while Wheeljack is being discreet with Windblade, and Starscream is definitely trying to hide it from her. Wheeljack mentioned in the first story that it's been ages since he saw Starscream flying, and the time difference between flying from Metroplex to the council building and walking from Metroplex to the council building makes for a perfect setup for dramatically timed entrances. I want to poke at insomnia and food issues and coping within the context of having a complicated, delicately balanced life where he can't afford to let anything slip, and despite that he's somehow decided to let himself be vulnerable in front of these two mechs, what was he thinking???

    And it's also a hella self-indulgent way to multiship this trio with anyone my heart desires. Jazz and Windblade are on good terms (because I said so, but also it would be adorable), and he and Wheeljack were two of the first autobots to really try committing to nonpartisan society, and my heart aches for Jazz being miserable on earth and missing home. And Jazz/Starscream is begging for exploration, but I want the same teasing pitch Starscream and Windblade have, but with all of Jazz's poise and experience to back it up. I want Breakdown and Knock Out propositioning Starscream and Windblade, because Knock Out is feeling that pitch burn and Breakdown has the flush dokis, and Starscream and Knock Out are such dorks together and everything gets adorable. I want Elita One flirting mad pitch with Starscream, because she can. I'm going to be dancing hard around talking about Starscream's past, but gosh, those aemula dynamics sure did tend to turn out ugly, and here's this big, dangerous, monochrome mech looming over him and taking him to pieces with hands and voice. Windblade's there, but Wheeljack isn't, and she's the one who notices Starscream starting to drop, and shes the one to call things off and figure out aftercare all on her own.

    Just......... god, I could go on about this ship forever. And that's not even getting into the cute fluff I want to write for the sake of cute fluff.

    Oh lord, sorry, I meant this to be short when I started, but now I can't bring myself to delete it. Last thing, I swear, the big game with this set of fics is to get things set up so that through other people's eyes and past Starscream's Starscream, I can convey that this is how Starscream is feeling about Wheeljack and Windblade

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  3. Allenna

    Allenna I am not a Dragon. Or a Robot. Really.

    I just re-read The Last again because I had myself and decided I need feels before sleeping.
     
  4. aetherGeologist

    aetherGeologist Well-Known Member

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  5. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

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    At some point we need to just...photoshop a bunch of robots over this gif and then use it whenever a planned ship comes to fruition, or when a New Ship arrives to torment and enrich our lives

    Also, I did not catch that the reason for Starscream's dramatic entrance was because he was walking there, even though I really should have. Damn, Starscream, still not feeling it... ;-;
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Spock. SPOCK. [Gestures wildly to user title] I have nothing but excited teakettle noises for you but eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FEELINGS
     
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  7. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    ...and I just remembered that Coldstars and spock are not the same person. Through part of the fic I was wondering 'Well what did you expect when you touched his wings windblade, you already promised not to touch them, did you forget.'
     
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  8. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    You can tell it's Spock because the smut is actually quality. XD No, the two of us have just talked about this trio backwards and forwards and diagonalways elsewhere, so we have a bunch of shared headcanons and silliness between us
     
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  9. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Yeah but I was actually confused reading because it's not like Windblade to suddenly forget that she promised not to do a thing, and was thinking Starscream's behavior was in part retribution for her promised that and not following through. So now I gotta reread.
     
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  10. mizushimo

    mizushimo the greatest hits

    I need mtmte revolution to come out yesterday! Are both of them coming out in december, because I thought Lost Light #1 was going to be a december release.
     
  11. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    Guys I just realized a thing. I was over in the 'humans are the weirdest aliens' thread, because people were talking about aliens writing about humans, and I had to throw Thundercracker into the mix. But do you remember his screenplay with Josh Boyfriend, who is handsome like an F-22 jet fighter?

    thundercracker text.jpg

    And who else is handsome like an F-22 jet fighter? Maybe the guy who literally turns into an F-22 jet fighter.

    thundercracker jet.jpg

    He made himself a humansona. He's maybe even writing self-insert fanfic to ship himself with Nurse Whitney Susan Journeyer

    How am I supposed to deal with all these emotions, I JUST LOVE THUNDERCRACKER SO MUCH

    (I also made a tumblr post. I may be extremely late to the punch on this one, because my brain refuses to retain any information about jets. My dad and at least one brother identify 'em in the air, I... do not. But I'd just been researching Starscream's alt modes for that fic, to be sure I could find origami patterns of them, so I had the F-22 silhouette fresh in my head. I remembered this part of canon, and I was like tee hee you think Starscream is handsome, you should go find your old trinemate and kiss him a lot. But then I remembered d'oh, if Starscream turns into an F-22, what do you think the guy who is a literal recolor of him turns into? I am very hung up on this new revelation. This is so adorable)
     
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  12. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    This is the best news I have received all day. Thundercracker thinks he is handsome, I'm so glad ;-; It opens up so many fascinating avenues - did he and Starscream and Skywarp choose that jet frame because they all thought it was a particularly comely Earth alt mode to disguise themselves as? Or did Thundercracker go through his slump on Earth and only now, as he's writing these screenplays, is he learning to love his human-made jet form through self insert fic?

    Both of these options are too good. I can't pick
     
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  13. spockandawe

    spockandawe soft and woolen and writhing with curiosity

    It's a little hard to collect coherent summaries of alt modes for some of these jerks who keep changing up their frames across continuities (starscream), but there were some unusual design choices in AHM that may or may not be there to be taken seriously. I can't track it down at the moment (of course), but I think I saw some wiki article note that in that miniseries, Starscream was rocking an F-16 alt mode, which is an older thing for him that he hadn't had for a while, and I think the article implied it was a change from earlier IDW. I just gave up on trying to sort out IDW and said he'd test driven F-16 and F-22 alt modes while he was on earth, because it was giving me such a headache trying to untangle it.

    But! The point I was trying to get to was that if Starscream was an F-16 in AHM, and if we are supposed to take that alt mode as cold hard continuity (uncertain), then presumably Thundercracker was also an F-16 when he finally bailed from the decepticons. So another potential interpretation is that after he spent ages binge-watching human TV and finally started pulling himself back together, Marissa Faireborn helped him track down an alt mode that helped him feel good about himself :3c

    (as a side note, Starscream definitely pings me as depressed, and the more I think about Thundercracker and the way the war wore on him, he pings me that way too. And because symmetry! my brain is trying to figure out if Skywarp fits that too. I need to dig up the sad, sympathetic, and vulnerable parts of his character posthaste. OR. Also appealing. The frustration of trying to hold onto his trine when both his trinemates are cripplingly depressed and he isn't and he can't figure them out and the stress eats away at their relationship even worse until things totally fall apart.)

    (double side note, Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp are pretty identical. Only one of these three has had the good fortune to be drawn by Sarah Stone. Imagine how gorgeous Thundercracker and Skywarp would look if they were being drawn the way my icon looks)
     
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  14. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

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    well starscream did at least :0

    ALSO here have this trine moment, it is the only real trine moment i've ever seen in idw
    TC bringin the trine feelings.jpg
     
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  15. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    here's a handsome TC, this artist beautified everyone for a couple issues, it was gr8
    SO HANSOM.....jpg
     
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  16. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    She drew him once, in 2014! Courtesy of google:

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    A most handsome chin for a handsome boy
     
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  17. Petra

    Petra space case

    If he ever kissed Starscream, his face would have to be tilted to the side, with that chin.
     
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  18. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    But what if......all three

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  19. Petra

    Petra space case

    Okay but now I want to see young Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker like, trine-courting each other. Awkward young adults. Much emotions.
     
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  20. KarrinBlue

    KarrinBlue Magical Girl Intern

    Oh my god I want a cybertronian soap opera about trine courting, bot a is going to try and court bots b and c, but b has a Sordid Past with C's amica and C is conjunxed to A's rival's amica and suddenly A comes down with amnesia while C is mindcontrolled into flipping personalities and suddenly hates B...
     
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