shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Speak for yourself.

 

i am, dumbass.

 

-crawls into her lap- Alright, but it better hurry up. -licks Star right across the face. Not that it does much except be obnoxious-

 

-she tries to suppress a her giggle-
I'm sure it will happen soon.

 

Ewwwwwww
ThatsGrossSoundyStop!!!!
[Star wipes at his face, nose all scrunched up with how offended he is.]

 

-giggles smugly-

 

-Sawbones is trying very hard to pretend she is a responsible parent-

 

Responsible parents know when to keep a light hand on the reins. Let the kits play. [Three out of six eyes closing is totally a wink.]

 

-Star flings himself at his brother furiously crying revenge as he licks Soundy's cat ears.-

 

-so many squeaks and wriggles- stoooooop!

 

YouStartedIt!

 

cant someone just make a tv and plop them in front of it so i dont have to listen to this.

already GOT a headache.

 

-she is very visibly cuddling the fox and giving it loving scritches while cronus bitches. she coos at it in mandarin and gets bitten but continues her aggressive PDAs-

 

-puts a cone of silence around Cronus-

 

-the fox looks at life support. her ears twitch. she barks a hearty KON KON and nods. she approves-

 

[The clown has found a megaphone]

 

*He sits smugly in his cone of solitude.*

*Try getting your pants-shittingly-terrifying self in here, fucko.*

 

*Cronus neglects to remember that it only keeps sound from getting in, not people/hideous abominations against nature.*

 

[The clown repeatedly runs in and out of the cone of solitude, constantly shouting incredibly loud obscenities.]

 

-floats over to @Xiaohe, tentacles tucked under her like she's sitting despite hovering in place- I would like to propose an exchange of information; your spirits and gods sound much more organized than ours. For all Those Above like to order things for mortals when it comes to us it's much more chaotic. You may call me the Unspoken Lady, if you wish, or the Violet.