shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-a tiny seekerling zooms by and launches himself at Starscream Prime.-

 

"Why do you get to be a demigod?"

 

-catches him, barely- "Hey, watch where you´re going kid."

 

A mechmi investigates the armadillo- Mi?

 

uhhhhh because of who my sire is?

 

Hi! WhoReYou? ImStarscream!
-The Seekerling laughs-

 

-The armadillo snootboops the Mechmi-

 

That´s unfair, people should get to be gods if they´re good at godding!

 

-looks amused- Actually, I was under the impression that I´m Starscream, little one. -he is holding the sparkling as if he might explode-

 

-The tiny mi is roll!- Mimi! -mechmi scramble back to it´s paws and pounces back- Mimimimi!

 

I MEAN IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOD TOO I DON'T CARE? ITS JUST A THING? I CAN'T HELP THAT I KNOW ABOUT CHAOS STUFF.

 

Nonononono! That'sMyName! I'm named after Air Commander Starscream! I'mGonnaBeASeekerKingTooWhenI'mAllGrownUp!!!

 

[Another pair of tiny jets, still growing into silver-and-white kibble, dart after Starscream Minimus. The one with red optics whines:] Are not, 'sgonna be me, I'm gonna be seeker king!!

 

-corner of twitches- Yes, that´s me. The one you´re named after.

-Oh no. More sparklings. Where are their parents and why are they all running at HIM?- Seeker king huh? I´d suggest becoming seekers first little one. It´s more difficult than you´d think.

 

Hmpf. Well I guess it´s not your fault.

 

You can't be a god!

 

Can too! @Onyx Prime says so!

 

[As if explaining the obvious:] Well duh! If it's not a challenge it's not worth it!!! 'Sgonna be super duper hard and I'm gonna win and be the best Seeker ever!!

[Meanwhile, the yellow-eyed twin has been eyeing up Starscream the First's leg, and has decided on a plan of attack; they jump as high as they can manage, outsize thrusters stuttering to life for a moment, and start climbing his shin.]

 

-crosses arms- How are you gonna get all the powers, huh?