shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Caer's not here but I can have mercy if you likee!

 

-Lacuna cuts them off.-

 

i can say what i want, buddy.

 

My world doesn't have demerit points, so none.

They will not be harmed here.

 

You can say That again.

Thank you. -he is incredibly sincere right now, That was LOUD-

 

-absolutely furious, betrayed glare-

 

Another 50.

 

Hippolyta, give him some space. I'm sorry to cut you off and I'll remove it, but right now King Starscream isn't prepared to deal with you. Would you like to play a game with me?

 

'God' is a word far too broad to be useful; it's simply someone or something that is worshipped. If you mean 'someone with powers' or 'someone who could bear you,' then say those instead.

[Educating family is more interesting than pointless arguments with a fox.]

 

-the fox glares at lacuna too because she is winning via default now and that just ain't fucking right. let the children scream. let the children set fire to a hill-

 

-still from inside the bubble of silence, so I hope you can lipread- I wasn't shouting at him!

 

But they are gods?

 

"Would you be so kind? I could do with less screaming."

And I can step on you.

Oh, good.

 

-She nods, dropping the silence.-

Understood! But right now everyone is talking at him and climbing him, and you shouting made that worse, even if you didn't intend that. Do you want to help me wrangle the other kids, and we can all do something together?

 

[Distracted by the lightshow, yellow-eyes misses a foothold and nearly falls; he scrambles, manages to recover, and clings tighter to Starscream's leg, though he's stopped going higher.] Uh!!

[Caught between his twin and the impulse to run, the other silver jet just freezes, staring wide-eyed at Lacuna.]

 

-the most offended kitten hisses from inside the bubble. equally portioned out to Lacuna and Hippolyta-

 

-drops the robot thing persons small shiny trinkets. some sort of coin. it is entirely non-magical and probably useless even as currency. but it is shiny and shiny is GOOD-

You're loud.

-she doesn't sounds like she's insulting them. a complimentary tone-

 

-He sighs and grabs the sparkling on his leg, trying to put him down safely-

 

-We interrupt your SULK to investigate the shiny.-

 

You're boring!

-suspicious look- Like what?

-scrambles for the shiny. shiny is DEFINITELY good-