Let us tell you about Homestuck

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Wiwaxia, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    oh and ALSO: there were multiple seadwellers in the grub bunch they created before timeskipping

    that means they could still be alive when the meteor crew got to the future, just middle aged

    THAT REMINDS ME

    WHY havent we seen ANY adult trolls
     
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  2. BlackholeKG

    BlackholeKG I saw you making fire

    Haven't we? What about that waiter?

    Or are you saying he wasn't an adult because of his size/because he wasn't a silhouette? I mean there was a precedent there with the dancestors and canon fan trolls but I'm not sure if that's what you mean
     
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  3. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    upload_2016-12-3_11-40-53.png upload_2016-12-3_11-41-44.png
    nah thats a juvenile troll
     
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  4. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Oh gods yes. That is a thing I really like to think about. Gods just...Among you. Doing normal people things. Though when I think about it it's more my gods hiding away as humans so they can order baconators.

    But ooooh just John being a god but still watching dumb movies or something.

    They have a deep and intuitive understanding of their aspect which might verge on the level of divinely inspired wisdom. But no. The gods do not know algebra. Dave can impart wisdom about the nature of time and death and fate but he is like the fuck is a log.
     
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  5. BlackholeKG

    BlackholeKG I saw you making fire

    Not all trolls are going to be like Condy. Body type seems quite varied, and the Beforans were adults and were neither sillouetted not spectacularly huge (yet), unlike the Ancestors who had after all often been alive for centuries. Also, the canon fantrolls... wait were they adults? *checks* Hmm, apparently Nektan was only 15, not sure about Mierfa.
     
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  6. Mala

    Mala Well-Known Member

    Is Condy even a typical size for an adult troll?

    Maybe new trolls are smaller because they were ecto-created with human and troll slime (i do not entirely remember the terms for ectobiology stuff ok)


    It's funnier to pretend you didn't mean logarithmic function there. man, i barely know what the fuck is a log myself
     
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  7. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    the beforans might have been adults by our standards but they definitely werent by their standards

    theyre always referred to as teenagers by both themselves and karkat and are parodies of teenage social media behavior
     
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  8. BlackholeKG

    BlackholeKG I saw you making fire

    They're teenagers, but they are also adults? In the same way 18 and 19 year old humans are. I don't see how they were not adults by their standards or remember that being expressed. I'm fairly sure that by that age on Alternia they'd already have left the home planet.
     
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  9. BlackholeKG

    BlackholeKG I saw you making fire

    Also hold on, do they call themselves teenagers? That's weird seeing as a "teen"ager in sweeps would be like 30+ years old.
     
  10. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    Porrim mentions that it's an endless cycle of teen drama or some shit.
     
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  11. swirlingflight

    swirlingflight inane analysis and story spinning is my passion

    They have had forever to soak in the human terminology.

    I wonder if the difference in depiction between waiter troll and ancestors is just an aesthetic to emphasize the weight of legend to them.
     
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  12. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    it does kind of make sense that Earth C trolls would be smaller than their Alternian counterparts tho, just because it's inconvenient as fuck to be 13 feet tall in a world populated by tiny consorts and carapacians, and 6-ish foot tall humans. they'd be forever walking into doors.
    also do we know yet if adult trolls actually do have black skin, or if they're just always depicted as dramatic silhouettes?
     
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  13. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    we know at least condy does because shes been shown next to normally colored trolls multiple times
     
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  14. BlackholeKG

    BlackholeKG I saw you making fire

    Yeah. I think it's this, and also a deliberate inverse of the white, faceless Guardians (i.e. black (as in literally shadowy black) faceless Ancestors). But now the kids are themselves adults it kinda makes a bit of sense that other people their age would be drawn the same as them. It's not like John's eyes suddenly disappeared when he turned 18.

    The difference in the drawing of the Kids/Guardians was always largely to reflect the perspective of adults as these faceless looming figures on the part of the kids. That's not really a perspective that exists any more now they've matured and grown up, and while it still might be a style convention in some contexts they have grown and changed and are literally in a new universe and things are being presented differently without so much stylistic adventure game context. Oh! And Homestuck has a precedent for dialing up and down the degree of symbolic representation, here it just neatly reflects growth/maturity/the end of game.
     
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  15. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    grumble grumble I WANT MONSTER TROLL ADULTS
     
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  16. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    also in addition, the human kids are 20 years old now, but definitely don't look like 'adults' as defined by their guardians, so that kind of makes me lean towards the Stylistic Choice bandwagon. also I WANT THE SOCIETIES TO MIX MORE, DAMMIT
     
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  17. versi2

    versi2 ???????

    I just want to say that Jade probably does know algebra with her pregame hobby of nuclear physics.
     
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  18. TheMockingCrows

    TheMockingCrows Resident Bisexual Lich

    i'd make the same argument for Jake, Roxy and Dirk's complex tinkerings and shenanigans
     
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  19. furrylatula

    furrylatula a pissed off homestuck girl

    its unlikely that dave ever even went to primary school, poor kid

    i looked up texas homeschooling laws and BOY HOWDY are they BARELY EXISTENT

    you dont even have to sign anything if you never enroll your kid in the public schools in the first place :(
     
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  20. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    i feel like ive already said this but it might just be deja vu: what if the games are just a human and a troll being swapped from the different districts instead of whole planets? like joey just ends up in the troll district and vice versa
     
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