shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Your current form is rather like a creature native to my home planet, called a turbofox.

((pretend this is a Life Support post, i'm doing chores and distracted))

 

Turbofoxes are cybertronian animals sorta like earth foxes. I've never seen one! I mean. Beastformers don't count, they only look like turbofoxes, they're not animals.

 

Oh you didn't even know yet! Well, I... um... Don't hug Caer or little Roli-poli for a while? And stick close to Uncle!
[She smiles hesitantly.]

 

[A very serious tiny nod.]

Could! But I hadda coin already!

 

-looks amused- Ok, but only a little or your caer will scold both of us -makes some candy stick appear and hands one to the smol-

 

-giggles-

 

Alright then.

 

Huh. So Gate God version of a fox then. Basically.

Odd. Kind of nice to know we spread so far though. Foxes everywhere. Even metal foxes.

Beastformers are more like me then? Somewhat. Not an animal. But can be.

 

You look like a turbofox, only you´re tiny and fuzzy! Look! -runs off full tilt, returns carrying a datapad in his mouth. He puts it down and pokes it till it shows a picture of a silvery mech fox-

 

I´mma beastformer! When I get bigger I´ll be able to transform into something else!

 

-looks closely at this metal fox. ears are pointed up and forward. focused fox-

 

I... oh. I suppose the coding glitched. @Primus, @Jetski of Lake Depolito, apparently I have some news?

 

-pops in, immediately catches sight of Voidborn and throws up a barrier between her and Life Support-
Oops.

 

Like this?

-stands up on her hind legs and morphs into her honest form. ninetailed fox woman wearing hanfu. she emits a faint blue light in places, like her eyes and here and there in her fur. it flickers like flames-

 

[Star Mims proceeds to stuff his face making the happiest little chirpy seekerling noises]

 

Yes! My sire transforms like that. I might transform into something else, you don´t really know till the kibble grows in.

 

-amusedly pets the seekerings head-

 

Thank you.

-It does taste pretty good, but just eating straight metal isn't one of her habits. She breaks it in half and hands him half.-

Let's share!

 

Yes yes very funny, dear.

Congrats! ...I should probably dance away.

Sorry, Uncle.

 

[Excited smol! Laeto happily goes back to gnawing away at the half-coin.]