shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I won't listen!

 

I can ensure that.

-She cracks her knuckles.-

 

sounds like a fetish.

 

that sounds about as fun as a kick in the teeth in an alarmingly literal sense, kiddo. and you like this guy?

 

Hm? Oh you and 'Lesqueyof course! Though Uncle Reffy helped some!

Uuuuuuuncleeeeee they're my special cultish fanatic friends!
Of course they meant it as an insult :p

 

:O

I GET GOOD ENOUGH TO TEACH?

 

...I mean I know you're talking about your silence thing but frankly you sound like you're going to punch my audials until they break

 

WELL DUH he'z like my only friend.

Alzo he zayz z7uff abou7 zpadez *Loud shrugging* I don'7 ge7 i7

 

-grins- Do they worship me??

 

definitely a fetish.

 

We're gonna hang out on the other side of a privacy barrier. I've got telanovelas!

 

That sounds way nicer than the punching thing! o(*>ω<*)o

 

I looked tough though, right?

 

I mean he'z ho7 so... Alzo gave me a ring once :7

 

Totally! (ﾉ^∇^)ﾉﾟ

 

But no, I haven't punched someone's audials until they broke in at least a century.

 

-Soundwave has had enough of being ignored. He goes up and his hindpaws and braces his forepaws on voidborns in patented cuteness maneuver-

 

Uh... Okay look so maybe I have to kinda drop this because I'm technically not supposed to talk about the future with past people?
Oopsie...
[She sticks her tongue out]

Yyyyyeah sorry, Uncle, you keep attracting afthelms...

 

I dunno, I did have a bunch of friends who happened to end up being cultish fanatics. It's not that bad since they've stopped just randomly grabbing people to torture.

 

I think it's kinda cute how badly they miss the point! ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱♡ I'll pop round and tell em how wrong they're gettin' it if you like though, when that time rolls round.