shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-Sawbones aquires her kitten and exits the rave for bedtime-

 

Being able to get some isn't the same as dating and troll dating sounds about as fun as stripping gears. Think I'll stick with being robot married thanks.

 

if its a conspicuent quadrant its the same.

 

Still don't have to play romance to get a good frag. And we both might be talking about "love," but

doesn't sound too close to what I'd say about or want out of my solid relationships.

 

not all rectangles are squares but all squares are rectangles.

 

*a genie kid appears in the rave*

 

I think you're just an asshole that hangs around with an asshole crowd, Dualscar.

*confused frown*

*the kid seems vaguely familiar*

 

*another genie?*

*a grown up genie?*

*he has never met any others before*

*just neanderthals and homo sapiens*

*and none of them were particularly nice to him*

 

-crouches in front of baby genie. Where did she come from? She's also kind of hard to focus on, pulling herself in tight like she's trying to be invisible-

Hi.

 

*warily* Hello, human, I'm Norm da Genie and you've got... *frowns* *looks around* Is my lamp okay? It should be here. It always is with me. Well, that or I'm in it but... this is not my lamp.

*curls his tail up over himself, frightened*

Whaddya want from me?

 

I don't see your lamp. Did you lose it? And I don't want anything. You just looked confused.

 

People always want somethin'. Always.

And I dunno if I lost it or it lost me. It's just... not here and I'm not in it and that's impossible. Except it's not, 'cause it just happened. And I don't know where this place is. And you say you don't want anythin'. 'Course I'm confused.

 

Lots of things are possible here that shouldn't be. There are some things I want, like feet that don't hurt or a dress that isn't dirty and full of holes, but I can have those things if I wait. I don't need you to give them to me.

 

And I guess... you can't make me give ya any of them anyway?

Huh.

 

Won't even try.

 

*confused* Won't even try? Why?

 

Been made to do what I don't want. Been small before, too.

 

Yeah, but wish granting's what I do. I don't like it but... it's what I'm for and I've never been able to not do it.

 

If you want to then I won't stop you. Just won't make you.

 

No, I don't wanna. I just... don't get it. Nobody's ever... not made me.