shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah, you don't want to get your hand cut while you're fighting! Rapiers are cool because they have basket hilts and crossguards, but they're really light. I like schiavona best. It's thicker and heavier but has a pretty basket hilt, but no crossguard.

 

Kids aren't gremlins. Gremlins are gremlins.

Sch-ch-i-a-av-von-na? That's a compleks word.

 

short, ugly, annoying, shouldnt be fed after midnight. whats the difference.

 

Y-O-U-R-E-W-E-L-C-O-M-E-A-L-S-O-P-L-E-A-S-E-D-O-N-O-T-M-I-N-D-T-H-E-S-U-N-L-I-G-H-T-A-N-D-C-L-O-U-D-S-P-A-I-N-T-E-D-I-N-T-E-R-C-E-P-T-O-R-S-H-E-H-A-S-T-R-O-U-B-L-E-W-I-T-H-T-H-E-W-H-O-L-E-S-L-O-W-I-N-G-D-O-W-N-T-H-I-N-G

 

I'm not ugly. And nobody ever feeds me, not even before midnight!

 

youre ugly.

 

Am not!

 

You're just like, waaaaay to slow Tempest. Also, I'm like, here sitting and not even moving!

 

your face looks airbrushed.

 

Swords have lots of cool names, like zweihänder and colichemarde and húdié shuāngdāo!

 

Spoiler: Skyfall this is you an hour ago

 

Airbrushed?

*tries to pronounce all the names*

*tongue trips over itself*

 

It's ok! You just need to practice lots!

 

*Is he too old for the smol party.*

*Regardless, he's here, the @Hot Wizard Babes are still fawning over him, and he looks rather sleep-deprived.*

*It's hard to get a good night's rest when your fans are constantly screaming your name.*

 

That is me, like, always, Tempest.
(How can someone with a visor give a sideeye? The world might never know.)

 

Practice lots. Alright. Yeah. That makes sense.

 

Spoiler

 

That's how you get better at anything. -nods sagely-

 

some things you just NATURALLY become better at, actually.

 

Yep.

What things?