shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-She makes a checkers board appear and starts to teach him the rules.-

 

*watches intently*

 

Spoiler: body horror probably

*He's desperately trying to fix this but he obviously doesn't know anything about medical care. The bolt appears to be fusing to his body.*

 

Curette: Should we---
Suture: That's an organic.
Pulse: We can't help with that.

 

-hovers ominously over him to watch the process-

 

Aye. Cannont recall the name, something pretentious though. Old as balls, greenlike but with a purple visor.

 

Eek.
(Skyfall, what the hell. That was an absolutely undignified noise.)

 

*He gives up and just hacks off as much of the part sticking out as he can.*

*This is his life now.*

 

Oh dear.
Also, hello Skyfall.

 

-laughs, more than a little unkindly. She could help, probably. But isn't inclined to do so without encouragement. Healing is Green-grower's aspect more than hers-

 

(As if on the press of a button, Skyfall shoots up to attendance. Straight as an arrow.)
Greetings, ma'am.

 

Now why would you do that, silly girl. You'll mess with the roses.

 

(What.
what.)
Uh.

 

(Wordlessly, Tempest Dive picks up Skyfall, and carries her over to one of the tables. The roses seem to follow her, growing out of the ground and patterning the wood of the bar.)
Y-O-U-S-A-I-D-S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G-A-B-O-U-T-E-N-G-E-X-C-R-O-S-S-B-O-W-W-I-E-L-D-E-R

 

Oneira, please. Crossbowwielder is so... unwieldy.
(She grins, lopsided)
Coming up. All three a ya or...?

 

- - - -W-E-L-L-A-T-L-E-A-S-T-S-K-Y-F-A-L-L-A-N-D-M-E-H-E-R-E-I-D-O-N-O-T-K-N-O-W-I-F-A-P-O-S-T-A-S-I-A-W-I-L-L-J-O-I-N-U-S-Y-O-U-W-I-L-L-H-A-V-E-T-O-A-S-K-H-E-R-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F

(Tempest Dive then turns to Skyfall, who was about to say something.)

Spoiler

 

I didn't even--
...Wait. Like, "Don't question it"?

 

(Tempest Dive nods)

Spoiler

 

....
I need a drink.

 

(This is the moment Oneira chooses to plop a glass of Rockbay Port Water in front of each of them.)
Ya undersand her when she's doing thar? Sink me, I'm impressed.