shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

YOURE VWELCOME!!

 

"Still is," Ford says. "Maybe when I tell her she's missed, and tell her about all the kids, she'll come back. Lise loves children." He smiles with stupefying fondness. "She's so looking forward to birthing her own this time, too." He shrugs. "Stan and I were born at the same time but I don't know if we qualify as sparktwins. I know he'd like to think we do, but...I suspect we'd communicate better if that were the case."

 

Ehhhh I dunno it might just be a species thing and again not a medic so I won't be much help if you really wanna poke around in your brain and find out :P But yeah if she's comfortable coming back it'd be great to see her again! Looks like our timeline shifted a little compared to this one so we've got practically a colony's worth of bittybots for her to meet. [He looks inordinately proud of this. Venture, only two of those bittybots are your own kids, stop that.] Ral and Lae at least'll be glad to see a new face and maybe this time it can be an officially-sanctioned field trip instead of an unplanned tumble through a random rift anomaly :P

 

I'm named Norm too.

Do you know the girl with all the curls? She also says she knows a bigger Norm.

 

-content to leave the Cronus to his suffering, she floats over- We can now, if you wish. -she does the curled up tentacles floating sit thing again, hovering at head height-

 

*The bolt has now fully finished fusing to him.*

*He bats at it a little.*

 

*floats closer, curious*

*tries to pull at the bolt*

 

*Yelps.*

 

*startled*

*moves quickly back*

I don't think that's 'posed to be fused into ya like that.

 

you dont think i knowv that??

 

No. I was just curious.

 

its fine. i can get it out any time i vwant.

 

How about now, then?

 

because...i dont vwant to. it looks cool. its staying. stop asking me about it.

 

-approaches with a knife. Not a very pretty knife, more a piece of broken blade with a bit of cloth wrapped around it a few times on one end as a handhold, but it's still very sharp! Fortunately she doesn't seem malicious. More apathetic than anything, really-

Be still. It'll hurt more if you don't.

 

*===> Abscond.*

 

-shrugs, and the knife is gone- I did offer.

 

*From a safe distance away, he cups his hands around his mouth.*

VWILL YOU PEOPLE **STOP** TRYING TO MURDER ME??

 

Not murder. Would have helped. But I see you're attached to your new attachment.

-a rock flies out to hit the bolt. It wasn't her; it didn't come from even the same direction. But she's displaying what would be a suspicious degree of apathy, if she weren't already completely apathetic-

 

VWHAT?