shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Not worshiped. Still a god. Shouldn't worship most of us anyway. Gods are just humans with more arms. No idea what tentacle girl is on about. Not how gods work where I'm from.

-as if to evidence the truth of her words abhaya now has eight arms for the hell of it. along with her nine tails. she adds two more heads in for good measure but quickly grows annoyed of them and settles with just one. never was a many heads sort of girl-

 

-xiaohe is just a woman. a seemingly normal looking human woman without three faces and six arms and skin made of living marble. she is an impeccably dressed and weirdly beautiful woman but just a woman. one that is frowning at abhaya-

 

-is very pointedly ignoring her. fuck the law i do what i want-

 

Ford laughs softly. "I'm sure. I have a wife and she and I have a lover together. But Norm is our friend. He is dating three other people who live with us, one of whom is my student and one of whom is my ex."

 

youre a sadsack, kid.

 

vwhatevwer, its not like i evwen CARE about your opinion. vwho evwen ARE you. go avway.

 

Ford nods. "So that's the definition of godhood you use?"

Ford smiles. "That's the problem with the word 'god'. It means different things in different places. you see. And you're a huli jing, but I've no idea if you're a huli jing from the legends of the Middle Kingdom in my universe...or some other universe."

 

He's dating your student and your ex? And they all live in your house?

*laughs* Man, that sounds awkward.

 

sounds like the setup to a shitty porno.

 

-nods-

Huli Jing. A Deity of Intellect. Treated more like a barely sapient animal. Not like tianshen or devata. The "gods proper". Still a being of ascended Hun soul though. So a god.

-looks over at xiaohe very pointedly-

That one's a devita. Pretending not to be. Has to do with law up in the Celestial Seat.

 

What's a porno?

 

-glaring very disapprovingly but still looks like a human woman. she is stubborn-

I have no idea what you are talking about. If anyone here is fantastical it is clearly you!

 

a porno is when you sit down and shut up.

 

Kid you're like six.

And you're like a couple thousand or five.

 

*confused* So, a set up to older me, his lovers, fluffy guy, and fluffy guy's lovers sitting down and shutting up? What'd the point of that be?

But I wanna know!

 

No.

 

I am 26.

 

IM six, THAT kid cant be more than three.

 

*babby pout* Tell me about pornos.

 

What. You're like 12.