shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

maybe youd find out if you sat down and shut up.

 

Yes. By eating the god- what was essentially a powerful spirit capable of taking a semiphysical form- the spirit side of us gained its power and became gods ourselves. It overshadowed our humanity, to the point where very little remains. But as far as we know we're the only ones to do so on such a scale. Other spirits can gain power by eating those smaller, but only when they've lost so much Color they're barely wisps. Immortality is solely the domain of stronger Spirits, which includes gods, or Those Above. Who not even the Hearer of Secrets knows what are; They're Above even us.

 

26,000.

 

no, im just hot.

 

*sighs* Okay.

*sits down*

*shuts up*

*leans in eagerly to hear about pornos*

 

*He turns his back on tiny Norm, satisfied.*

 

...Hrmph.

 

pornos are sex on camera vwith a shitton of advwertisements that try to make you feel bad about yourself.

 

*frowns*

*keeps on being quiet anyway*

*maybe he just has to wait a while*

 

See I'm not the only one bound for Diyu here. Fun.

 

But what's sex? And a camera? And advwertisements?

And why are they so mean?

 

-makes a face as she tries to avoid arguing this fact. is frustratedly attempting silent merit transfer-

 

maybe id ANSVWER those if you DIDNT mock my accent.

 

I'm not mocking you. I'm just saying all the words the same way you said them.

 

right. sure you are. im not talking to you anymore.

 

*pouts* Fine.

 

"So you're not a fox spirit who tricks humans into mischief," Ford says, grinning. "Or is that a thing you do, but just for fun?"

"Well," says Ford, "that's not the way it works in our universe, so that might very well not be something Valiska should worry about."

Ford reaches over to ruffle the small genie's hair (although he won't actually do it if the kid looks more alarmed than happy about being touched). "A porno is a sex movie, and you are too young to be watching things like that."

 

Some do. Ran away from Heaven for a "better" life. Hunt down the escapees. To protect the mortals and uphold the law of non-existence.

Never interacted much with humans. Till you. Saw them yes. When hunting down gods Office Years wanted gone but never talked. Don't do that anymore. Just a waitress now.

-looks back at xiaohe again-

She's my social worker. Out on parole.

 

-DRINKS TEA AGGRESSIVELY-

 

*norm is surprised at the touch and not sure what he thinks of it*

*it's nice but also really new and strange*

*people haven't touched him much before and affectionately even less of the time than that*

I haven't been watching them. I didn't even know what they are until today.