shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

"I'm honoured," says Ford.

 

theyre good.

*He's apparently completely forgotten that he wasn't talking to Norm.*

 

Why? Beasts are dime a dozen in the Celestial Bureaucracy. Tianshen too. They have money though.

 

"I didn't think you had been," Ford says. "I just wanted you to know that you shouldn't in case one of those reprobates asks you to. Also, what do you mean, they don't feed you? The Norm I know eats. Don't you need to eat?"

 

"To be the first human you've spoken to?" Ford shrugs. "Seems like an honour to me."

 

wow, thanks for the glowing implications.

 

*pouts* So, why shouldn't I watch them?

Nobody's done that. If they had, I'd have already knew what one was!

I mean they don't feed me. Ever. I'm always either in my lamp or granting wishes, and well... they can't feed me in my lamp and they don't bother feeding me when I'm out.

And nope. I don't need to. I'm... I dunno but things that hurt humans don't always hurt me.

 

-sighs and turns into marble. breaks out her arms and heads too-

There's honestly no point in maintaining this, is there? This place does seem to be disconnected from the Earth, or our Earth at least. I suppose we can do away with courtesy forms.

-waves at @the author speaks with one of her six arms-

I'm a god, as Abhaya has said. A tianshen or devita to be specific? You've seen a Beast and a Tianshen so the only example of the Shen you've yet to see here are the Asura. The Shen being Deities of Intellect born from Ascended Hun. There's another sort, the Mo, who are born of Ascended Po.

Duchess Bonds Xiaohe.

 

cause adults like making up fake rules to stop you from havwing fun. *Shrugs.*

its just vwhat they do.

 

luckily, MY lusus didnt havwe arms so he couldnt stop me from doing vwhat i vwanted.

 

Eh?

People are just people. Some just have more arms and live longer. Not like I'm a Buddha. Not even an Arhat.

 

*sighs* Yeah. Rules suck so much.

What's a lusus?

 

*Stern fatherly whinny.*

 

Are you a lusus?

 

so vwhen vwe destroyed the planet vwe got rid of all of them.

 

*gasps* You destroyed the planet?!

... what's a planet?

 

a...big rock vwith people on it??

 

Why were the people on the big rock?

 

cause vwed die othervwise? obvwiously?

 

I'm not on a rock and I'm not dead. I think?