shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-singing, but without any emotional inflection at all-

Salt along the windows,
salt on the floor!
A bouquet of wolfweed
and claw marks in the door!
Six blossoms for the daughters
Seven for the wives!
Nine for the hunter
and all his little knives!
In the Wood there lives a faceless man
With antlers on his head!
Six drops of blood in a silver pan
Or he brings them back dead!

 

*looks at them*

You look nice. I like the things on your eyes.

 

uh, okay. vweirdo.

 

s33, you c4nt judg3 by 4pp34r4nc3z, k1d!! 1m 4 horr1bl3 p3rson on th3 1ns1d3!

(k33p compl1m3nt1ng m3 though.)

 

But why are you bad on the inside? How are you bad in there?

I don't get it. You seem good to me.

 

you dont 3vw3n vw4nn4 KNOWV vwh4tz go1ng through my h34d 4bout you r1ght nowv!!!!!!!!!!! 1f 1 3vw3r stopp3d r3pr3ss1ng 4nyth1ng for 3vw3n h4lf 4 s3cond youd 4ll f1n4lly s33 howv b4d 1 4m!

 

But what's going through your head about me? You can't say I don't wanna know it if I don't even know enough to have an opeen on it.

 

1 41nt t3ll1ng you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

But I wanna know!

 

NO YOU DONT!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah, I do!

 

1f 1 3vw3n m3nt1on th3m th4t could b3 the f1rst st3p to DO1NG th3m!!! duh!!!!!!

 

Really? People talk about a lot of stuff they don't actually do.

 

most p3opl3 4r3nt k33p1ng 4 psychop4th 1n th3m!

 

What's a sike-o-path?

 

som3on3 vwho VW4NTZ to do b4d th1ngz 4nd do3snt c4r3 1f p3opl3 g3t hurt.

 

Most people are sike-o-paths then.

 

A faceless man with horns. A hunter with nine little knives. Monsters, under the skin or out of them.

 

Red tail guy has horns but they have a face too. And everyone hunts. And I don't know how many knives they have.

 

nuh-uh, you dont g3t 1t! you dont knowv howv b4d sheh3 1s!!!!!!