shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I don't even know who that shehe is!

 

m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The ones you have to fear are the monsters who don't know who they are.

 

Is shehe your name?

I'm Norm.

 

no, my n4m3 1s crotul4sprit3.

 

So, shehe's your pronoun?

 

no! y3s! 1 dont knowv!!

 

Okay. But why are you bad?

 

1 JUST 3xpl41n3d 1t, dud3.

 

Not very well!

 

c4nt you just trust m3 vwh3n 1 s4y 1m sh1t????

 

*frowns* If you're shit, why should I trust you?

 

c4us3 1f you trust m3 4nd 1m sh1t, your3 s4f3, 4nd noth1ng h4pp3nz 1f 1m NOT sh1t.

1f you DONT trust m3 4nd 1 4M sh1t, you 3nd up d34d 4nd vwors3!

 

But shouldn't shit people not be trusted?

 

1m t3ll1ng you 1m sh1tty, dud3!! 1ts a p4r4dox no m4tt3r howv you sl1c3 1t!!!!!

 

*pouts* You're just trying to mess my brain.

 

1 prob4bly 4m!!!!! th4t provw3s vwh4t 4 sh1t p3rson 1 4m, r1ght???

 

... I guess, yeah?

 

H4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

But that's bad. Why are you happy 'bout it?