shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

cuz you f1n4lly vw1s3d up, th4tz 4 good th1ng.

 

I don't feel wised up.

 

g1vw3 1t 4 m1nut3 to s1nk 1n.

 

yeesh, you think they make straightjackets in child size 10?

 

Still not feeling it.

 

k33p vw41t1ng!

 

*sighs* Okay.

 

Better off trying to look sideways again. This is a circle. The end is the beginning and all of it's the same. All you'll get is headaches.

 

*tries looking sideways* Nope. Still don't get it.

 

Other way.

 

*tries the other way* Not helping.

 

-giggles-

 

[Dryly:] And toddlers are proof Primus wants us all to die of spark attacks. [He can't keep a straight face for long and breaks off into laughter, expression easing.] But hey I'll take praise for being a code-donor! Thank you good sir ;D I am definitely proud of those two little terrors don't get me wrong!

 

Ford laughs. "Ah, yes, my sister-in-law's got toddlers now, and...we will, in a couple of years. My wife's told me all sorts of terrifying stories about the things she did at that age. Apparently her speciality was terrifying her father by catching and eating things on expeditions."

 

[More laughter.] Tasting things is the best way for a sparkling to learn about them obviously. Mostly mine just want to climb everything especially now that they've got flight kibble coming in and want to test if maybe this time they'll be able to stay airborne instead of just falling off the tallest thing in the room. [He rolls his eyes, tone more fond than annoyed.] We're all getting refresher courses on catch reflexes anyway!

 

Gwahahaha! Fuck the rules, chaos is much more fun!

 

"Do we have to start chanting again?"

"That sounds adorable, and also harrowing."

 

Jetframes seem to lead to that behavior in general. I'm so glad my little Star has finally gotten good enough at the flying part that the crashing part happens less frequently.
[She has the small seekerling in her arms and he is scrambling to get out. For now Nichrome can still hold him, though the chirping and trilling from @Starscream Minimus II is getting exceedingly louder.]

 

Caeeeeeeeeer LemmeDownIWantToFly.

 

And that sentence sounds like sparklings in a nutshell! :P

[Venture tips his chin up in greeting and tries to catch Nichrome's eye.] I can fly safety net if he's not grounded for any other reason.