shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

[Mara blows a kiss at Abhaya with one of its tentacles.]

 

-chants a mantra bitterly at him-

 

-makes it dark.-

 

Mituna pops into existence a couple feet above the floor, bony ass hitting the ground with a loud thunk as gravity works it's magic. The standard-issue Imperial flightsuit and goggles melt away and are replaced with sweats and a tshirt with a helmsman on it reading 'hang in there' in comic sans. He rubs his eye clumsily with a newly remembered hand and watches everyone for a few seconds before engaging.

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-cuddles even closer to brother-cat-
Thanks...

 

-many smol purrs-

 

Nothing worrisome, my sparkling is just a little bit upset at the moment.

 

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Nah we're good lights are what startled him intially. But thanks.
Hey star, you doing good in there? Wanna say hi to the new gray dude?

 

[A little mumbling is heard within the darkness bubble. Apparently Starscream is still too busy cuddling his kitty brother and doesn't wanna say hi to anyone.]

 

Oh well. Sorry about that.

 

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Mituna shrugs.

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-a pair of ears and then a little nose peek out of the darkness cloud. Soundwave looks at the newcomer curiously, still cuddle up to Star-

 

A while actually! We have had a bunch of things happening. Namely at sme point timeline blurring occured and now kids run around here regularly.
Oh and "deities" have recently started infesting the place. Look out for big and disgustingly cheery and gloomy gold, iron and purple with big horns.

 

Ehhhh kind of a while? I dunno man time's screwy it's a dreamscape what do you want? :P

Don't think you've missed a pit of a lot? Supernatural shenanigans kiddos both organic and mech some more jetfuel from the Ampora squ-- [is he allowed to call them 'squishies' when he got yelled at for squishing one? Better play it safe] flock...

 

Mituna winks at the (relatively) small bot peeking out at him.

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Awwwwww. ((´д｀))

 

Shhhhhhh mentioning the numbers of the horde only increases them through jetfuel dream magic

But yes there are Amporas. Amporas who continue to be absolute afts as usual. It's greeeeat.

 

-giggles.-

-Surprised squeak! Suddenly there is a big!-

 

No, no he has a point. You are a lot of trouble.