shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-Excited kitten squeaks and wriggles- !!!!!!!!!!

 

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He escalates from winking to wiggling his tatty ears at @Soundwave Minimus II.

 

-blows a raspberry at him- I'm hurt! Even more now!

(｡•́︿•̀｡) I don't know any empresses so I don't know if I'm worse than any of them.

 

Hello.
[He gives the tiny cat one of his rare smiles. He noticed that darkness, but he is not going to say anythign about it while The One Who Turned Her Back On Him Ages Ago is holding him.]

I am sure the injury will heal eventually, brother.

 

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It'd go away faster if I could tickle you. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

 

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fair i guess

 

Absolutely not.

 

Uuuuuniiiiiiiiiii
Tickles!

 

-wiggles ears back- Your move too!

-Much squirm, such glowl tail- Hiiii!!!!!

 

[Time to skedaddle]

 

No.

[Someone is excitable. Brother, that's cute.]
It is good to meet you. My name is Unicron. What is yours?

 

-suppresses a shriek-
Where did all these... juveniles come from? They're all... sticky and unruly.

 

-Motherly glare. don't you fucking dare.-

 

You were literally around for the announcement as to what all the """parasite infections"" were. You did not miss the population boom memo from medbay unless your helm's wedged significantly farther up your aft than we all thought. Or do you need another talk about the nuts and the bolts Minister? [He manages to make the title sound like an insult somehow.]

 

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Soundwave! Star is hiding. You smell good.

 

Please spare me the sparking.

Hello Soundwave. And that is... interesting to know?
[He is not sure what to do with this information]

 

-flops with immense melodrama onto Uni's side and clings to him- But you're being so cruuuuuuuuueeeeelllllll!

 

-staggers but hold him up-
Yes. This has been sufficiently established by most religions of cybertronian origin.