shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

You say that like it's a bad thing! And also like I don't know how to handle my poison of choice which is clearly the most offensive thing in the universe :P

Ehhhh it's usually a social thing so take it or leave it. [He shrugs.]

Enjoy!

 

yo asshole 1 up in the house! btw your feet all smell like trash and your faces look like crushed pumpkins!!!

 

weehawken dawn, guns drawn

 

*gets out a laser gun*

fuck you!

 

why are there assholes here

 

why are you here

 

why are you here

 

-tries to force one of asshole 2's karmic fruits to fall. a negative one. she hopes to curse him with some sort of bad luck. maybe a misfire. Maybe he stabs his foot.-

 

420 smoke weed erryday

 

*gets hit on the head with an apple*

 

fuck you shitposting orb!

 

yeah, yeah, fuck the orb!

 

i summon satan 24/7

666

666

666

 

-yessss. YESSSS. WE STILL GOT IT. we have also lost 10 merit points. 100000000 MORE YEARS DUNGEON-

 

*aims laser gun at @Abhaya Sigali*

*fires*

 

-ears raise! makes a move check. +3 but wasn't assuming this would happen so a -2! +1!!!!!! SHE BARELY DODGES THE SHOT. it grazes her and singes her fur. oh she's pissed now-

Dodge this, pretty boy.

-draws out her tails and pulls off a few katas as a distraction before throwing a knife at Asshole 2-

 

*knife hits right in the heart*

*asshole dies*

*asshole then comes back to life, as if nothing ever happened*

 

Oh no. It's like Hell. But with more assholes.

-throws another knife at him anyway. we will rack up those demerit points for shits and giggles-

 

*the wrong asshole gets a knife to the heart*

*and dies*

*and comes back to life*

 

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-holy shit my aim is bad today wtf-