shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs forever*

*but also not forever 'cause he wants to do other things too*

*it's a paradox*

 

honk

 

hoooooooooonk

 

This is excellent. The Prince of Evil, Mara, loves assholes.

 

fight me

 

and i love being a dick!

 

MARIN KARIN!
[charm attacks predictably start flying everywhere]

So does Mara, Gwahahahaha!

 

RAWR!!!!

 

[The Clown honks abhaya to make her feel better]

 

it means "i love you" in dinosaur

 

-kicks the clown in the dick-

 

your skin is the ugliest shade of green ever

 

[it honks painfully, and the clown falls to the ground]

 

Thanks, human!

 

-gekkers loudly at the clown and she runs away. she has tea to have. detestable clowns. DETESTABLE CLOWNS-

 

*shoots the dick with a laser gun*

*a laser gun shaped like a combination of a dick and an asshole*

 

Tetrakarn.

[The laser is reflected.]

 

I WILL KARN YOUR TETRA!!!

*tries to kick the dick*

 

[you strike gold

with your foot]