shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah, I'm beginning to see that.

Orlandeau's a prick sometimes, but I don't really care. You were being one too about, um, Juice's pronouns. And bringing up the, uh, modern superhero thing.

I'm pretty sure I'm not, uh, really, privy, to any of this.

How much do they cost?

 

ha! i was kidding! as if i have friends. (she laughs, much more amused than bitter)

 

All the more reason to buy some?

 

well, if you spot me the money, sure. i'm a LITTLE broke.

 

I'm a manager at, uh, Starbucks. I can spot you a coffee for bribes, but that's about it.

 

now, if you're looking for a discount, former corporate shills come a lot cheaper. i met one of those and all i had to do to win her undying affection was try to arrest her and then get roped into a crazy revenge quest.

 

It's okay, not everybody is blessed with creative genius.

Why would I know about your frends?

Ugh, I can never go anywhere without those two poisoning people's opinions of me. It's really annoying.

Spoiler: ((trash character))

He is. And it's not my fault Juice won't tell me if they are a boy or a girl.

You really aren't, but that would hardly stop those two from bringing up my relationship drama lmao

 

it was a joke, glasses. maybe you heard of them in writer school?

 

[Onyx, having been mostly watching the discussion without accidentally interfering with the experiment interrupting, frowns.]

You say that like those are the only options, and also like they are obligated to tell you.

 

...Wow. Sounds like a, uh, blast. How'd the revenge quest go?

Did that yourself, man.

They're neither, I'm guessing. Not my place to say, and you don't gotta know to respect their, uh, pronouns. That's pretty much basic decency.

You brought it up first. C'mon, man, can we just go back to talking about, um, comic books or something? Stop trying to get a rise outta people.

 

oh, you know, found some stuff, stole some stuff, basically a regular thursday. had a better thursday NIGHT than usual, though. (over-telegraphed winking)

 

[Voidborn dances in, a glowing sphere of crystalized light in hands- well less often in her hands than in the air, or rolling over her arm, or in the crook between her pede and her shin plating.]
Some people just are like that! It means their end comes much faster than it would if they behaved better.

 

So the whole corporate shill thing worked out for you, huh? Have you, uh, considered fucking the police too? [He grins.]

 

...cousin, what are you playing with?

 

Will you never stop being so full of yourself? You have one published novel that you only managed to get published after begging the publisher. It sold 10 copies, and of the people who bought it, one of them was you, another was Arin, a third was a snarky critic who left a really scathing review of it online, and your mom bought the rest. You said all this yourself.

No, it's your shitty personality shining through.

You just used they pronouns right now, dumbshit. It's not that difficult, and this doesn't even stop you from they'ing people you don't like who actually identify with binary genders.

You brought it up yourself when you blamed us for stealing Arin from you,

 

My professors are boring and uninteresting so I tune them out. I have too many creative differences with them anyways.

Spoiler: ((it continues))

Look, I don't know anything about your species, but humans are only either born male or female. It's really just the way things is.

 

Oh, you're wrong about that one, actually. Uh. One of my exes wasn't either.

 

Spoiler: ((there are so many problems with this question))

What, was she some kind of mutant or something?

 

so you HAVE literally never heard of a joke. you're a rare anthropological find! and a backwards, archaic belief system, too. where - when? are you even from?

you know how i can tell you're a writer, glasses, is how you're so articulate.

 

No, he wasn't. I mean, not any more than you are, mister explodey. [He rolls his eyes.]