shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Awwwwwww you are mean c'mon. Sam and Smiley don't deserve to be punished for my being an aft.

 

Did Cons seriously never come up with or absorb that slang for spike-centric overload? [He looks honestly startled.]

 

I will advise the organics on treating them correctly in future.

 

;)

Nurse Sawbones we do not judge others for their fetishes aboard the TEAM.

You'd be surprised how many fun applications small explosives have.

 

We tend to not couch our conversations in euphemisms so much.

 

Angel: Right, because people always have the means and materials to do everything as clean as possible. Why attribute things to desperation when you can attribute them to malice! -throws her hands up- Fucking incontinent potato.

Angel: He can keep the skele. Can't disable them without an EMP strong enough to tank the Behemoth, not to mention whatever vital systems the places we're trying to protect might have. I think I still have the arm, too. I want Scrubby back though.

 

-the most pitiful optics. Look how much he does not want you to take away the drones throttle. Look how cute he is.-

 

His name is Sam and he doesn't like you anymore.

 

D --> I suddenly feel an ine%plicable need to create the STRONGEST and most 100d autobulge imaginable

 

Stalker: -trying and failing at not laughing his ass off at the other bots. His throw away joke about K-hex sex toys started an actual conversation.-

 

-blinks.- Don´t think so. Th´K-cons gotta put a damper on that kinda stuff.

If you start fraggin explosives I will absolutely judge you Capt´n. I will judge you right inta medbay. -noofs Nichy so she falls over and lays on her lap-

 

Wow okay I wasn't gonna go there but that works too

...huh. [Slowly, his confused expression morphs back into a grin.] That mean no one's ever told you your optics are beautiful as the first dawn they ever saw?

 

-she hands back the cleaning drone- As you wish. Treat it respectfully, please. -her tone holds the very slightest hint that if they fail to she may be back-

-Scanner is ignored. He knows what he did bad-

 

-Oh no. curses. Foiled again by medicat.-
You don't want to know what I've done while bored before.
-she is laughing.-

 

-A startled crackle of static escapes her vocalizer.-
No. Not really. I'm inclined to call it cheating to take advantage of that though.

 

-He is now making pitiful noises. Poor Sam. Poor poor Sam does not deserve this.-

 

You can laugh but this maniac will try just about anything once. Anything.

See? Also Frag damn it Captain!

-bursts out laughing-

 

Says the mech who cheated us into a solid fuel supply within half a cycle of learning a new game. [Despite his optical input being a single solid unit, Venture still gives off the distinct impression of rolling his eyes.] Besides don't wanna hypersaturate the market. Gotta keep the big guns back for when you really need the cheering up ;)

 

Do you want this back? -indicates the skelebot-

 

Hey now I came out with all of my bits intact and that means it can't have been taht bad!