shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-she leans back, giving the impression of a lopsided grin despite her mask ddefinitely being closed.-
You can't prove anything about that. Maybe I'm just very lucky.

 

Angel: Of course. Scrubby's an excellent workshop assistant. -goes looking for the roomba's missing wheel. It fell off somewhere around here...-

 

-he huffs a little.-
... Yes.
@The Behemoth Crew
Sorry for being an aft, I guess.

 

[Venture leans in, wings splaying out and smile going wider. Sawbones might be a little crowded but oh well, she's perfectly capable of getting off Nichrome's lap if she doesn't want to be involved this time.] Oh you're lucky alright Cap ;)

 

Stalker: -salutes- She's not real mad at you. She's still coherent!

 

-rolls her optics- Good enough for now. -gives him the skelebot back, and tugs him down to put a quick kiss on his cheek-

 

Definitely. How else did I somehow manage to get appointed to the prettiest diplomatic team ever?

 

I can handle mad. Mad is predictable and easy.

-He grins, and lets himself be dragged down, then kisses her on the mouth instead. Because he can. Hah.-

 

Spoiler: this joke is getting a bit nsfw

[After much tinkering, Equius produces a massive, bulging, robotic, equine dong]
D --> So uh
D --> Is there anyone who would care to take this for a test ride
D --> I do not find this sort of activity enjoyable, even were the apparatus not several times my size
D --> I may have also made the maximum speed setting a bit too STRONG

 

-bats at him, but kisses back anyway-

 

-sigh-

-Nope. Her lap, Venture can just deal. he gets headbutted lightly- Stop encouragin´th´captains bad decisions ya menace.

 

-Sweet sweet victory. Everyone else can suck it.-

 

It's not like I particularly need encouragement.

 

You say that like you don't up the pretty quotient a good bit yoursel--

[Venture is distracted by the spoiler contents, and whistles long and low. That's big even for him.]

Wow. Yeah. I'll, uh, I'll test that for ya no problem.

 

Are you calling me a bad decision Nurse? I'm wounded terribly terribly wounded :<

 

[Equius hands it over to Venture. The apparatus is so large it's amazing Equius is capable of carrying it so effortlessly.]
D --> It should be safe
D --> For the most part
D --> E%ercise caution with the higher speed settings however
D --> It shouldn't explode at those speeds, but I could not guarantee it wouldn't

 

...Sure is. Who is even supposed ta....

Yer a walkin´bad decision. Someone outta teach ya manners. -evil grin-

 

[You are all conspiring to kill the captain of being unsure whether she should waggle her eyebrows or swoon. This is probably mutiny or something]

 

You offering Saws? 'Cause I think I've got something that could use some... observation. [He takes Equius's... creation and taps his fingers along the side of it.] Purely from a health and safety standpoint of course ;) Manners and regs compliance all at once how's that sound?

 

[That's it you killed the captain hope you are proud of yourselves. There she lies, blushing like an idiot.]