shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Maybe, if yer good.

I think we broke th´Capt´n. Better fix her.

 

That's it that's the joke good job little guy

You're right you're right. We are responsible for her state it'd be just awful of us to leave her like this. [His free hand drags along the first of Nichrome's seams he can get at, not quite digging into the wires beneath yet.]

 

butt.

 

Yes.

 

(do exhausted PIs dream of electric robofucking)

(apparently they do)

(why meeeeee)

 

-facepaw-

How about we find a more private place?

 

...you're right sorry let's get our fade-to-black going-- [Almost before he's done talking, the shadow descends.]

 

[buttbot butts happily]

butt butt!

 

... Is that a long hair coming out of the ambulatory butt?

 

-He obnoxiously pets her head with a finger.-
There there. You get used to it.

 

[it's a robotic claw]

 

... uh, what just happened?

 

Lots.

 

Yeah, I know, but what kind of lots happened?

 

(OUTRAGED BRISTLING) buy me a drink first or hands off, dude.

 

@Buttbot Butts! Butts! Butts!

 

The giant metal people got upset for a minute because some of the others damaged a smaller metal skeleton. Then some of the other giant metal people started talking about exploding grown-up toys. And now there's a walking butt.

 

I'd have to ask my wife about that.
-he rolls his optics.-