record of past drama thread titles

(lmk if this should be moved to a different subforum)

i love the changing titles of the drama threads, but when a new title is chosen the old one is Lost

i thought we could start a record of past titles for nostalgia's sake and also for shits and giggles, because most of them are damn funny and i wanna remember them

 

pinging @BlackholeKG because i think you've been doing most of the title changes for tumblr.txt?

 

yes please

tumblr.txt, cdcf.... i want an archive of what the different thread titles have been!

 

Yep. In fact I've been doing all of them for the current thread since it debuted.

My pc browser remembers a few previous titles



Actually, hold on, I just pulled a fuckton more out of Chrome's data files. For some reason most of these are all in lowercase, but I capitalize things fairly consistently so I can type them up with correct capitalization in a second.

The interesting thing about this is that sometimes I try out multiple variations on a title before a settle on one, and this data file has archived all those small variations. I'm not sure if these are just titles that I've set using this computer, or what. It might be all titles I've used while logged into my main google account. I suspect it might be missing a few older ones, or ones set on my phone. I'll dig about in further data files after this. Also the Wayback Machine might be of help.

Oh hey a few for the Kiwi Farms thread as well.

And back to tumblr.txt

Back to Manure Spreaders. For some reason some of these retain correct capitalization.

Tumblr again, but this time with capitals.

That's clearly not all of them, because for one I remember more (I think there was one about the Big Farmer), and also because it doesn't have the Fe'Male one. That might be because I may have set that from my phone. Let me see what my phone browser remembers.

Spoiler: Big phone screenshot

There we are. So I can add:

That's still not all of them though. Lemme try a different keyword search on the chrome data file.

...wow, a lot of the content chrome has saved here is very nsfw. Lol.

Okay, nope, I found a bunch of thread titles, but only going back so far. I think for further ones (like the Big Farmer one and any others I've forgotten) I'll have to look on the Wayback Machine. Lemme just post this and move my laptop and I'll go do that.

 

.......what the fuck did I miss that involved 'an cloun' because uh. 'an cloun is coming closer' sounds. vaguely horror movieish. and I'm sorry I missed it.

 

there was no explanation for a cloun, actually

and the wayback machine won't work for fine imported drama 'cause it is one of the private forums, which can't be read by search bots

 

........now it sounds even more horror movieish.
"an cloun"
"an cloun is here"
"an cloun is coming closer"
no explanation or reason behind this

 

Welp. I blame Seebs, although tbh maybe it's for the best that Kintsugi isn't being archived. According to the WBM, only three pages on the Kintsugi domain are archived. The main page, the robot.txt page, and this thread for some reason (although the WBM has even lost those archived pages atm it seems?).

 

fair point

(though i can't be 100% sure there was no reason for a cloun, since i am not @BlackholeKG, alas.)

 

The big farmer was one like "Revenge of the Big Farmer's Infernal Tinctures" or something.

Hold on, let me do more searches.

 

@BlackholeKG you are the official namer of the Tumblr thread so what was up with "an cloun" please tell me you remember I Need To Know

 

Hehe, I think we were saying... something about clowns around then? And for a little while I did a series of shitpost-esque titles about clowns coming closer, and with "tungle.tots" and such instead of the usual titles. I think it was around halloween-ish which might have influenced me. Also around when all those clown sighting stories were about.

 

..........this still sounds vaguely horror movieish to me
are you sure you weren't briefly possessed by like
the ghost of an cloun

 

was it when clowns were going around threatening people in georgia and everywhere else by any chance

 

Didn't it coincide with tumblr's spike in freaking out over some clown murders or something?

 

what even is the deal with the murder clowns? does anyone even know?

 

idk but story time supposedly my dad ran into one in garden of the gods on his way home and the second he stepped out of the car (the clown had walked into the road to stop him) supposedly the clown ran away like a wuss so LOL

 

Darnit, if only it had been quoted.

Lemme think of more places to search...

 

I thiiink there may have been some Gamzee-related discourse approximately when the first cloun title happened? But I'm really not sure any more, maybe my brain just needed an explanation.

 

infernal domain of the big farmer's tinctures