shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Mi! What are you, you have a tail!

 

Hook a... troll? Is that your species? Up to power the engine? Gosh! How's that done? Do you have many volunteers? -her eyes are sparkling again-

 

vwhere did i say they vwere vwolunteers.

 

So, it's like how I have to grant people's wishes?

Why do you orphan people?

 

Well- choice is one of the most important things there is. All the Jaegerkin are volunteers.
-she's looking at him a little askance- You sound like my ancestors.

 

if i hadnt, the beast vwouldvwe noticed it vwasnt getting fed and started yelling for its supper.

vwouldnt havwe minded lightening up on the feeding schedule. only one or tvwo castes vwouldvwe died.

couldnt havwe that, of course. shed havwe me executed in a second.

all they need to do is strap them into the core and choice stops mattering.

 

well, doesn't that sound just peachy. :|

 

Oh no, no no. No no, I'm pretty sure you don't need to do that. Nope. Hm. Have you got any blueprints of these engines of yours?
-the sparkling in her eyes is reaching critical levels-

 

*Faint shrug.*

 

vwhat part of 'im an orphaner, not an engineer' is so hard for you to understand.

 

What beast?

 

No matter, I'm sure I can find them! This place is so interesting after all!! If I could just get a few blood samples from you, maybe a cranial measurement or two, just a bit of DNA-
-she starts fussing around @calicosAssassin, pulling medical tools from nowhere, charged with some unknowable, crazy energy-

 

if i knewv howv to pronounce its name, do you think id exclusivwely refer to it as 'the beast'.

*He tugs his cape over his torso. Excuse you.*

 

it's so goddamn convenient, isn't it, how people's choices and thoughts just stop mattering if you're good enough at making them do what you want

it really is

fuck, i need a drink

 

Don't worry it won't hurt!!!!!!!

 

-GLARES at him, though she's still dainty and frail

wait

did her shadow just sprout horns?-

 

That's not a good answer!

 

no, they dont evwer matter in the first place.

dont touch me.

then vwhat do you vwant me to call it.

 

-Mina sits back with.....thaaaat isn´t popcorn. Definitely not popcorn. You don´t want to think to hard on what it IS.-