The Forum Presents: Musicals Thread

Discussion in 'Make It So' started by keltka, Dec 10, 2016.

  1. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    I can sing and stuff but
    the sad part is
    I can't read or write actual notes
    which is an essential part of music
    so idk how I'm ACTUALLY gonna Do The Thing but
    it'll happen
    somehow
     
  2. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    @chaoticArbiter HELL YEAH
    oh my gosh
    I mean
    I don't either
    strategy A: get you a friend who CAN do that, and will be able to help you work up the notes
    strategy B: there's software that can record shit down as notes!!!
    strategy C: teach people the songs based on cadence and, uh...general note placement? then let them sing in whatever register/range they want (I'm not sure this is a PERMANENTLY workable solution, but it's what I've been doing!)

    @unknownanonymous dude that's awesome
    and also kinda where I started doing a lot of my stuff too ^ ^
     
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  3. unknownanonymous

    unknownanonymous i am inimitable, i am an original|18+

    :D

    i have no idea about notes or instruments or singing or anything

    i just know that musicals are good and music sounds good and some music sounds better than other music
     
  4. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    mmmmmm I like strategy B for the most part except then every single part would be alto/second soprano range and that
    is not what I am going for
    so I guess it's gonna be A or C
     
  5. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    I mean, once you get the notes down, you could theoretically fiddle with the octaves n whatnot, right?
     
  6. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    probably true. I am sort of somewhat worried about not being able to hit certain high or low notes, though....like idk if I want a song sung by a first soprano but I want it to have a particularly high note for a first soprano, there's a good chance that the high note in question is not even in my normal alto/second soprano range to begin with, if that makes sense? I feel like I'm not explaining this well :P
     
  7. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    No no no I get you!
    I mean, LMM can't do Angelica's rap
    I think the idea there would be to explain you want it to go high or low? And/or maybe have them sing notes on a scale for you until they hit the one you want!

    Some stuff tends to back me into a corner, so I try to come up with workarounds before I stall out and end up not being to do ANYTHING because I can't do the one little thing @_@
     
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  8. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    oooooooh yes that is a good idea!!
    I FEEL THAT. except usually what I do is just go "eh I'm sure this will be fine" and then I hit the wall with no planned workaround and I'm just like "....................................welp fuck"
     
  9. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    I still do that on some things!! training myself to mcgyver took hella time
    even then when I'm low spoons or brain function or people Just Aren't Getting It I can still bluescreen hard
    creative stuff is both easier and harder to bullshit for me :|
     
  10. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    I tend to bluescreen a lot at various things for various reasons and it's A Time
     
  11. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    sometimes I don't for a while, then sometimes I Hardcore Do, and it's...probably not always the same/under the same category/type??? of blue screening, but it always fucking *sucks*

    hell, maybe someone should write a musical about that, gosh damn
     
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  12. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    the hashtag LATEST in Keltka's Musical Adventure: I started getting all hype about writing a winter holiday song for this shit
    and then I was like wouldn't it be weird to do a fansong for my own thing :(

    AND THEN I HAD TO HIT MYSELF WITH A NEWSPAPER BECAUSE I AM THE GODDAMN AUTHOR AND IT'S NOT A FAN SONG IT'S FUCKING CANON IF I WRITE IT
     
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  13. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    Last edited: Dec 29, 2016
  14. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    BEHOLD
    I HAVE BEGUN WRITING A SONG
    IN WHICH BAILEY, WHO CONSIDERS THEMSELVES AGENDER BUT OTHERWISE IS JUST KIND OF COOL WITH BEING A QUESTION MARK, ATTEMPTS TO HELP ERIN, A GENDERFLUID PERSON, FIGURE OUT THEIR GENDER
    I STOPPED WRITING AT ERIN ANSWERING QUESTIONS BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A SENSE OF GENDER IS LIKE (being agender miiiiiiiiiight be a bit of a problem here) BUT I'M GONNA ASK SOME PEEPS I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
    ANYWAY HERE'S WHAT I GOT SO FAR

    BAILEY:
    I’ve never seen the point of labels, I can’t say I understand
    But I’m here to help in any way I can.
    Let’s begin by finding out what you think you’re looking for—
    Is it a label, an identity, or maybe something more?
    Do you just want a community, a place where you fit?
    Or is this maybe your way of seeking acceptance?

    ERIN:
    I don’t know quite what I want, but I think it might be D?
    You know, all of the above?
    I’d like to find myself and a word that, well, describes me
    But I’d also like to find some people who are like me
    And maybe if I have a definition I can point to
    Instead of this mess of feelings and things
    I’ll get some people to understand who I am

    BAILEY:
    (Spoken) All right, well…
    (Sung) That’s kind of a tall order—but I won’t say it can’t be done.
    You want something that will fit you, but also has a place to give you
    A definition you can point to, to help people understand you
    I think that this is something we can do
    Now here comes the hard part: I need you to explain what you feel
    Before you protest
    I know that’s part of the problem
    But here, I’ll give you questions, something concrete you can work with
    And hopefully we’ll start to get somewhere.
    (Spoken) So….
    (Sung) Do you have a sense of gender? Do you understand the concept?
    Is it constant, or does it sometimes change?
    And if someone called you ‘he’ right now, how would that make you feel?
    Does your relationship to pronouns ever change?
    You’ve talked about dysphoria—what does it mean for you?
    When you picture the ideal of what you’d look like…what do you see?

    ERIN:
    (Spoken) Gosh, that’s a lot of question…I’ll give it my best shot!
     
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  15. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    OH OH OH I'M GENDERFLUID IF YOU NEED ANY HELP HIT ME UP I LIKE THIS A LOT HOLY SHIT!!!!
     
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  16. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    SCREECHES RE-READING BC I SPED READ THIS
     
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  17. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    SCREAMS
    OH MY GOD
    CAN I PM YOU LIKE
    NOW
    RIGHT NOW
    THIS SECOND
    PLEASE
    I'M SORRY I'M JUST
    IN SUCH A SONG-WRITING MOOD RIGHT NOW AND JUST
    ADFJKLAGAH;FLSDALK;GDAWEF
     
  18. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    SHIT SORRY SORRY WAS AWAY BUT YES FEEL FREE GO FOR GO GO GO
     
  19. chaoticArbiter

    chaoticArbiter literally Eevee

    WOAH, WHAT'S THIS, ANOTHER HALFWAY FINISHED SONG??? YES, YES IT IS!
    I decided when the kids first show up to the GSA, the whole "go around the room and introduce yourselves" is gonna be in SONG FORM
    I am stuck on Damien at present because I'm not totally clear on his character QUITE yet
    also Chris is the advisor for the club, just fyi.
    ANYWAY HERE'S THE SONG

    CHRIS:
    I’d like to start us off with some getting to know you stuff
    Offer whatever you would like
    Pronouns, sexuality, your gender and your name
    Or just stick with the simple stuff
    Like what you like and why you might be here
    I’m not asking you to bare your soul
    Just give us an idea
    Of who it is we’re dealing with.
    So who’d like to start…?

    (Silence falls, then Bailey gets up.)

    BAILEY:
    I like gender-neutral pronouns
    I think that falls somewhere on the LGBT spectrum
    That’s part of why I’m here
    Beyond that, I can’t tell you
    I’m mostly a question mark
    But I’m kind of cool with that
    I don’t need my own box
    If I had to pick, I guess I would probably say I’m queer
    I’m attracted to whoever, that’s all I can really tell you
    Anyway
    I’m Bailey, and I’m here.

    (Bailey sits down.)

    CHRIS:
    (Spoken) Thank you! All right, who’s next?

    (Kelsey hesitantly gets to her feet.)

    KELSEY:
    I suppose that since I started this, I ought to try and talk
    Hello, I’m Kelsey, I’m a little bit shy
    I started this so I could have some friends and get by
    I know our school’s kind of a mess and our town isn’t much better
    It’s a little hard to be a queer kid here
    So I’m your average quiet bisexual
    At least that’s what I think.
    It took a lot to get this going, and I hope it will start growing
    I guess that all I’m asking for is somewhere I can be me!

    (Kelsey sits down, Erin immediately stands without giving Chris a chance to speak.)

    ERIN:
    Hello, my name is Erin
    I’m not sure who I am, or what I’m really doing here
    I know I’m trying to find myself, I thought that this place might be able to help
    Thank you Kelsey for beginning this, and everyone for showing up
    I don’t know what pronouns I prefer
    Or even who I like
    I guess I’m just a mess
    But hopefully you can accept that I’m not sure.

    (Erin sits down a bit shakily.)

    CHRIS:
    (Spoken) Thank you, Kelsey, and Erin, people who aren’t sure are a big part of what this group is here for.

    (Allie gets to her feet.)

    ALLIE:
    Well I guess that I’ll go next! I’ve not got that much to say.
    I’m a lesbian, I’m cis, and I’m here to make some friends
    Like Kelsey said, it’s not easy to be gay in this town
    I’m out to the whole school, but that was sort of an accident
    My ex-boyfriend—never mind, let’s not get into that
    Anyway, my parents know, and they’re not exactly chill
    I’m kind of looking for some kind from refuge from that attitude
    Oh yeah, my name is Allie, and it’s nice to meet all of you.

    (Allie sits back down.)

    CHRIS:
    (Spoken) Well, thank you, Allie!

    (Damien gets to his feet.)

    DAMIEN:
    Hi, my name is Damien, and you might be a bit surprised
    To see me here today
    I’ve made a self-discovery; turns out that I’m gay.
    I know I have a girlfriend; I haven’t told her yet
    So I’d appreciate if what I said could be kept under wraps.
    I don’t know how to tell her
    And I’m struggling with myself
    I guess that what I’m saying is, I need a little help
    So that’s what brought me here today
    And I guess I have to say
    It’s kind of a relief to be telling someone this.

    (Damien takes his seat.)

    CHRIS:
    (Spoken) Thank you for being so open, Damien. I think that just leaves…

    TYLER:
    (Spoken) Me.

    (Tyler gets up from his chair.)

    TYLER:
    Going last is nerve-wracking ‘cause everyone remembers what you say and what you do—no pressure, am I right?
    Anyway, I’m Tyler
    Obviously I’m trans
    I think the whole school knows since I just changed my name last year
    I guess that what I’m seeking is a place to be myself
    Where ridicule, misgendering, and deadnames won’t abound
    I’ve only got two years left to go before I’m out
    I just need a space to save my sanity
    And help me hold out for the last two years before I’m finally free.

    (Tyler sits back down.)

    CHRIS:
    (Sung) Well, now that we all know each other
    I think that we should start
    Someone pick a topic
    What should we discuss?
     
    Last edited: Dec 29, 2016
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  20. keltka

    keltka the green and brown one

    DUUUUDE that's HELLA

    an introduction song (or songs :D) is SUCH a good way to do the rollcall of characters honestly
     
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