fuck, where are my glasses

I like my glasses
this is primarily because they are Stereotypical Hipster Glasses
is good

 

That was also part of the reason I went back to glasses:
1) no eye-poking
2) easier to wear
3) look fashionable*




*fashionability is subject to wearer

 

this
I have those too and, like I said above, they are supah fashionable

 

100% agreed.

 

Oh man, I've never tried contacts, but I look SUPER FUCKING WEIRD without glasses, especially when I smile. You can see that a lot in my cosplay pics.

See, my cheeks tend to go up a lot when I smile, so I look vaguely squinty even with glasses when I'm smiling widely, but I also reflexively squint when my glasses are off. This means that unless I make a concentrated effort to widen my eyes (which I've taken to doing for cosplay pics), they practically seem to disappear.

Spoiler: a few examples

I do kinda wanna get Lasik someday when I'm rich, but as it is I'ma just stick to glasses. My big-ass cat-eye glasses look fucking excellent on me, okay.

 

(posting this to let people know im asking the thread to be moved to General Chatter)

 

ALSO SAME @Acey i like glasses because then i can smile and also have eyes at the same time

it's a miracle

 

I am way too into glasses to get contacts, even assuming I could get over fear of putting things in my eyes. No joke, the day I was first given glasses I was HYPED because every person I admired and looked up to wore glasses.

It also makes my fat moon face look better, lol

 

I like glasses because they make my gaze less intense. Because otherwise it is very intense

 

I tried contacts once. It ended with a visit to the ER.

 

Ive been having to wear my backup pair because the original ones broke and it sucks. Theyre bigger and dont have the nose thing so they slip down my face a lot and fog up at a five degree tempurature change or if you breathe wrong.

Also:



Which one are you? Im 2

Double also do you ever just doot the bridge of your nose when youre trying to push up your glasses but youre not wearing them because i do that all the time

 

I'm 2 but what exactly is 3 doing, anyway
also YES I DO THAT ALL THE TIME I'll just go to push up my glasses and whoops not there

 

I'm doing a sort of mix between 2 and 5.

 

I'm 2, but remember that One Piece villain who had the claw knife hand things and always pushed up his glasses with his palm? Yeah. I'm that a lot of time too, because I'm utterly incapable of keeping my fingers clean sometimes.

I don't doot the bridge of my nose, but sometimes if I'm having trouble focusing (because it's much easier to let my eyes slip focus with my bifocals) I'll try and take off the glasses... that I'm not wearing.

 

i do 3! @chaoticArbiter i think its like, a lazy pushing-up-glasses with ur knuckle? extending my finger is too hard lMAO i just casually push my glasses up using the side of my hand

 

The image makes it look like 3 is underneath the glasses and they're magnetized to the finger to pull it up, or something. I sometimes do that but more often I push on the bridge

 

ohhhh.
it kinda looks to me like the person just stuck their finger behind the glasses and I was like "how is that going to push your glasses farther up your nose?"

 

found this post on tumblr:



#same

 

i found this thread by accident but god.

my glasses are CRACKED i am so mad it's just a fucking white chip right there right in the corner of my vision asdfkajhg

 

i haven't gotten new glasses in 2 1/2 years and i can barely read street signs and that is probably bad but the WORST is that the coating is peeling off so the edges of my vision feel Dirty for no reason. also i never properly Clean my glasses haha

also: title of this thread EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHOWER i s2g