shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What's hygiene?

 

H E L L O ! I_A M_B O T B O T ! I_L I K E_Y O U R_G L A S S E S ! :)

 

looks wrong?..feels weird?..

 

*smirks* Thanks, little guy!

*pauses* ... hey, wait a sec... you look kinda familiar...

 

i mean, obviously. been a cat for two weeks. you dont just instantly get used to new bodies.

 

F A M I L I A R ? I_D O N T_T H I N K_ I V E_ S E E N_ A_ C O O L_ B L U E_ G H O S T_ B E F O R E_N O W , B E S I D E S_ T H E_S M A L L_O N E_ O V E R_ T H E R E !

 

*laughs* Technically, me and that small one are the same blue 'ghost,' just at different points of our timelines. And we're not actually ghosts. We're genies.

 

@BotBot Well, little fella, you've still at least got this ghost.

 

O H ! L I K E_A_W I S H_G U Y ? D I D_Y O U_W I S H_Y O U R S E L F_T O_T H E_P A S T ?

 

see, theres always a ratio of hotness to living hell to inhabit with new forms. you want something with a high hotness and low hell.

 

O H ! I_ L I K E_Y O U R_G L A S S E S_A S_W E L L !

 

Yeah.

And no. This place's just weird.

 

O H . I S_T H A T_W H Y_T H E_P R E T T Y_T A L L_B O T_C A N_I M A G I N E_F O O D_R E A L L Y_H A R D_A N D_I T_A P P E A R S ?

 

Basically, yeah. And it's why I'm not worried about little me getting sick eating it.

 

"A person--a male person, females are called mermaids, and I don't have any idea what NB ones are called--with a fish tail instead of legs, who lives in the water," Mabel explains.

Mabel nods. "My brother has a book about them that talks about how people used to tame them, so when they came to live with us, we brought them into the house, and they seem to be doing okay. Sometimes they make messes but the floorbots get it, and usually only when they get themselves into places they can't figure out how to get outside from. Cordelia killed a floorbot, but when she found out it had electricity inside it, not meat, she was very disappointed."

Mabel gives the cat a dirty look. "Hey. You Cronuses need to not talk about sex stuff with kids unless they ask you questions first. Otherwise it's gross. And if you are kids, don't bring it up to little kids. I don't know where you come from, but it's not okay and if you try to talk dirty to me I will tell all the grownups. Abba Ford, Ma'Vali, Sev, Grunkle Stan and Aunt Geth. And Jame, too."

 

So, like me but in the water instead of the air?

 

i made ONE JOKE and he didnt even GET it, and EVERYONE ELSE assumed it wasnt a joke and then i had to explain it. so its @Norm the Genies fault if the kid heard anything.

 

'this blows donkey dicks' is a PERFECTLY NORMAL expression. people say it. i specifically DIDNT say the entire thing because he IS a kid.

 

"Merpeople can't do wishes," says Mabel. "Otherwise I would never have met Mermando. I had to help him escape the Gravity Falls public pool."

Suddenly there are a lot of questions she would really like to ask Mermando.

"Still kind of rude." Mabel has come a long way from the time when she'd stick her fingers in her ears just because other people were swearing, but she doesn't trust anyone named Cronus.

She glances back at Norm. "Oh, and hygiene is taking baths and washing your hands before eating and after you go to the bathroom. And washing and brushing your hair."

 

*her tai1 starts swishing back and f0rth rapid1y*
Am I trapped here f0rever?