Out of context quotes thread

Spoiler: incest

 

Morven-Today at 2:24 PM

Never trust a book that bruises if dropped

 

"Take that mahjong tile and shove it down their throats!"
"Oh, so is that how you play competitive mahjong?"

 

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cold War era reconnaissance aircraft are adorable."

Spoiler: context

Higher Flier.

 

Spoiler: context

Kiddo thinks every UPS delivery we get is from Santa.

 

"Why are you trying to water a plant with a kitten?"

 

I saw that post, but the caption was in Russian, so I don't know if that's a translation of it or someone's response.

 

Local cat says do not water plants with a kitten

 

It was what I said aloud to the picture of someone attempting to water a plant with a watering can full of live kitten.

 

...wow

protagonist of what, exactly? I am intrigued

 

Yodong's Vampire (NSFW; there's attempted rape, too, but she's a vampire so, uh, she deals with it.) :D

 

"Yeah, let's shoot a giant fire-extinguisher at the sun and see what happens!"

EDIT: "SETTERDAY, when Irish setters fall from the sky"
"Toward midnight, the first rays of direct sun."
"Prepare for time-rapture."
"Waffle Iron Of The Gods."

Spoiler: Context

Planetocopia's Venus Unveiled.