Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

LOL @Ipuntya!

 

Someone just sent me an anon on tumblr that was like "I'm the I fuckin hate Kylux anon, pass this on to 10 people for good luck in 2017" and I just... Okay? I responded to them basically like no, sorry, I ship it and am garbage, there is no repentance for me. I felt a skein of yarn yesterday and wondered if anyone had ever stuck their dick in a skein of yarn. I wonder if I'll hear back from them?

 

If you hear back from them, please make sure to ask them if they think anyone has ever stuck their dick in a skein of yarn. I'm really curious what their reply would be.

 

Thinking of yarn and Star Wars in the same context made me think of a thing

and I am so happy, it is a thing



lightsaber knitting needles!!!! who knows how useful they are, since idk how reliable a translucent material would be or how thin they can manage to get or all that stuff that people who have knitted more than a negative number of rows in their life would know. But. They exist. As they should.

 

I really should learn knitting.

 

lightsaber fighting for mice

 

Okay, so I can knit and now I kinda wanna try these things :o

Most of my needles are metal, which... pros and cons. Metal your stitches can move easily so it's nice to work with for ease, but stitches can also slide off which is a motherfucker. I also have some bamboo double points. I like them because they hold things nicely, though I do have to shove things along sometimes. I don't think I've used plastic needles before. Oh, but one of my friends has these like, ceramic finish ones or whatever? Soooo smooth :o

 

I work in a hospital. I'm pretty sure there's nothing people haven't tried to stick their dicks into.

 

I know someone who got a cactus stuck up their

 

awful

 

by which i mean "that is hilariously awful and i'm laughing at them while i'm sad for them"

but damn

 

Anyone else seen the post where a guy tweeted his experience at the hospital when he got a vibrator stuck up his butt? I think he had it in for like, 6 hours before the batteries died and they removed it.

 

I was just telling my dad about that, actually.

 

This just in: I'm using memes in my essays for my grammar class final. This is either the best idea ever or the worst idea ever.

 

[Some dreadful cheesy daytime drama show on TV shows an old man berating a younger man in a hayloft, with numerous cuts away to a running hay baler. Old man says, "you're just like your mother" and the younger man looks furious. Cut to hay baler.]
Me (out loud, alone in house): Hey kid, don't shove him into the baler, that'll fuck up the machinery something terrible.

 

This combined with the dick in yarn and stuff stuck up butts posts made me think you were planning to stick these in a place and I was going to have to give you a frantic warning about sharp objects and delicate tissue.

But that aside, yeah, you should definitely try knitting something new!

 

Yeah, no. I'm a pervert but I actually have a very low sex drive. You don't have to worry about me putting things in places they shouldn't be. I just read bad erotica with people doing stuff like that because it's funny.
Also, I'd lose my dick in a skein of yarn if I put it in because it would get all tangled up. Problems with having a dick a mile long but an atom thick :(

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1809787112592648

the chicken is done with this cat playing with their food.

(The chicken kills the rodent, hard.)

 

that was rather gruesome to watch

 

Point. Lemme add a warning