shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

And yer doin´this to yerself why again?

 

Sound like vot Vaska liked makink. Don´t effer drink Vaskas drink if hyu gotz training der next day.

 

[She nods at Silverburst in cknowledgement and then turn back to Sawbones]
Tradition. Apparently. Also laughing at my ancient attempts at brewing makes it so my current recipes taste sweeter.

 

I'd rather think avoiding training was the goal.

 

-snorts- Eef hyu Drill Sarge iz Rada, hyu ken try dot. Bot more likely hyu chust made tings vorse for hyuself.

 

I suppose. -curls up around Nichrome- Of course, no one start perfect. I ever tell ya about my first tail?

 

[They shrug.] Palmyxi Mindwipe-- [they raise the cube again--] isn't working properly if the consumer is conscious anytime in the next four sunrises, which would make it rather difficult for even the must stubborn tutor to get anything done. I can only guess this Vaska's drink is somewhat less potent, or at least acts in a different manner.

 

Naw, eef hyu vos human eet vould keel hyu. Jägerkin is tough schtoff. Fer hyu klenks, hy guess eet would mek goot polishink?

 

Depends on what goes into it, I'd think, and at what concentrations.

 

"Hy´m not sure. Hy tink sum failed hexperiments ov der masters might haf been eenvolved."

 

[They shrug.] I'm no chemist in any case, I wouldn't understand even if Cosmina could tell me.

 

Hy work mit herbs ven hy make medicines zo ja.guess ve leave dot to der schmott guyz

 

Or people with molecular-level observation equipment. [Another shrug, and they drink from the cube; their face scrunches up, but they appear no worse for it. Good?] Though I doubt even the most advanced equipment would find anything but distilled hate for everything kind in the world in Mindwipe.

 

-laughs- Vaska schotff ecktually tasted pretty goot most ov der time. Chust strong. -makes a bottle of something appear and toasts the robots-

 

[A return toast is made; Silver grins.] Wouldn't be Palmyx if it weren't horrible in every way. I swear that cluster's cursed, but they do make such useful poisons.

 

-grins- Hy make mine own poison.

 

Yes, Cosmina does, and it aggravates Rustbucket's hallucinations something aw-- [they catch themself, scowl, and rephrase--] to an unusual degree. We are not all so equipped, though.

 

Hoy, hy haven´t given heem enny seence dot vun time! Giff a gurl a break! -half laughing at his fussyness-

 

Iz almozt a shame hyu git used to Mina's schtuff. Meks hyu head go round quite nize sumtimez!

 

-snorts and punches his arm-