shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    Ding ding ding what! Ding ding ding what!
     
    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:47 PM
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  2. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    uh, okay, clearly youre not too bright. this is why i fucking hate kids and dont want one INSIDE of me.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:47 PM
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  3. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    But the kid can't talk inside of you! Or can it?

    *he floats closer to cronus and tries to put his ear against his tummy*
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:49 PM
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  4. Dom Irossi

    Dom Irossi Can't actually melt brains

    Oh, sorry! Yeah, I definitely know that's a thing, that's why I specified "normal", as in, the one most guys have as far as I know. I just don't know of any other way to put it.
     
    Dom Irossi, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:50 PM
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  5. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    *Scooooots back.*

    look, i know this is technically your kid too, but piss off. shoo. go away.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:51 PM
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  6. The Spirit-Touched

    The Spirit-Touched No matter how many sunset bloodsheds flow 18+

    -the gigglefits return!-
     
    The Spirit-Touched, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:51 PM
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  7. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    My kid! That's so cooool! I've never had a kid before!
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:52 PM
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  8. BotBot

    BotBot Beep Boop i like to learn

    T H E R E S_A_B A B Y_H E R E ? W H E R E S_T H E_B A B Y ? I_L I K E_B A B I E S !
     
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    BotBot, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:53 PM
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  9. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    In his tummy. *points at @Cronus J. Ampora *
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:53 PM
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  10. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    youre not GOING to, because its not staying.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:54 PM
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  11. Dom Irossi

    Dom Irossi Can't actually melt brains

    ... Still making the same assumption as before. Because it's funnier that way. Where would you even stick the coat hanger?
     
    Dom Irossi, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:55 PM
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  12. BotBot

    BotBot Beep Boop i like to learn

    O H ! I S_I T_S T I L L_B E I N G_A S S E M B L E D ?
     
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    BotBot, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:56 PM
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  13. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    [Ave sticks their head out of the Daycare building]
     
    Averagius Of The Rave, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:56 PM
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  14. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    But I want a kid! I don't have any friends or family back outside and well, if I had a kid, I'd have someone!
    Yeah, I guess.
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:56 PM
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  15. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    well, too bad. i aint keeping the little parasite.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:58 PM
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  16. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    What's a parasite?
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 3:58 PM
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  17. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    By naming the organs in question? I know humans tend to be something of a multiversal constant, but it's still bad science to assume each iteration is identical in distribution! Stars, for all you know this one has a hippocamp- or marsupial-style brood pouch somewhere under his clothes.

    Hello, sibling!

    Carrying the child is apparently distressing to this Cronus. Do you believe your wants are more important than his?
    And a parasite is a being that gains is sustenance solely from a host-- say, leeches, or tapeworms.
     
    Onyx Prime, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:00 PM
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  18. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    *sighs* ... well, no.
    *recoils* Babies are like leeches?!
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:02 PM
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  19. BotBot

    BotBot Beep Boop i like to learn

    I_W A S_T O L D_E A R L I E R_T H I S_P L A C E_W O R K S_O N_I M A G I N A T I O N , P E R H A P S_Y O U_C O U L D_I M A G I N E_A_K I D_I N T O_B E I N G ?
     
    BotBot, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:02 PM
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  20. Primus

    Primus It's tough to be a God

    Been there, done that...
     
    Primus, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:04 PM
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