shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    I can? I can! That's so coool!
     
    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:05 PM
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  2. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    yes. very much so.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:05 PM
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  3. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    But leeches are gross and they suck all your blood away!
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:06 PM
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  4. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    There you go, then. Please don't ask him to keep the child. You can always help raise another with someone who actually wants to be a parent.

    In species that internally gestate-- that is, species that birth live young, rather than laying eggs or releasing spores or what have you-- yes, comparisons can be drawn. In most cases the offspring draws exclusively on its gestational parent for sustenance, much as a leech draws on its host.
     
    Onyx Prime, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:06 PM
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  5. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    personally, i think the floaty bastard who put this thing in me against my will should be the one to get super fat and have to piss every ten minutes. then everyone wins.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:07 PM
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  6. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    ((Aww, I don't have any subaccount characters who could say "leave your fetish out of this".))
     
    palindromordnilap, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:11 PM
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  7. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    *sighs* Okay. Sorry.
    Yeah. Hey, older me, I know you want a kid but... not like this? Please... not like this. Don't do this to him.
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:11 PM
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  8. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    What?

    I don't want a kid. All I wanted was, well... to get revenge on him for being awful.
     
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    Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:13 PM
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  9. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    HEY, NUMBNUTS. CHILDREN OCCUR FROM PREGNANCY.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:14 PM
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  10. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Well, yes, but that wasn't why I wanted to get you pregnant.
     
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    Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:15 PM
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  11. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    And violation in revenge is any better than violation in the name of procreation? [All six eyes come to bear on adult Norm.]
     
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    Onyx Prime, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:16 PM
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  12. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    im flattered, but also id rather fuck a cheating purple midget.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:16 PM
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  13. crocellsApostate

    crocellsApostate bard of makes you hard

    oh, suck my dick, buddy.
     
    crocellsApostate, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:17 PM
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  14. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    *sighs* Well. No.
     
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    Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:18 PM
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  15. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    i still say HE gets the shitty clump of cells if he wants our genes to mix SO BADLY.
     
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    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:18 PM
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  16. Averagius Of The Rave

    Averagius Of The Rave Literal Robot Angel | 18+

    -Ave grins at Primus-
     
    Averagius Of The Rave, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:19 PM
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  17. Onyx Prime

    Onyx Prime The passage of time is highly problematic

    Unless you intend to keep taking revenge, then-- and believe me, I understand the impulse-- please reverse whatever it is you did. Torture doesn't solve anything.
     
    Onyx Prime, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:22 PM
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  18. Primus

    Primus It's tough to be a God

    -grins back- Turned out ok for me!
     
    Primus, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:23 PM
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  19. Norm the Genie

    Norm the Genie The All-Powerful Genie (Thief of Breath)|18+

    Alright.

    *cronus' stomach deflates and a half-genie baby appears in the air in front of him*
     
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    Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:24 PM
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  20. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    Baby!!!
     
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    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 4:26 PM
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