shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

A W W , W H A T_A_C U T E_B A B Y !

- pulls stuffed crab out of compartment, attempts to hand to newborn -

H E R E_Y O U_A R E_N E W_S M A L L_N O R M_A N D_C O O L_S C A R_G U Y_B A B Y ! H A V E_A_S O F T_C O M FO R T_A N I M A L !

 

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*grabs the stuffed crab*

 

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Yeah. I guess he is kinda cute.

 

your wvhole hand then? step back, people. this is probably gonna get a little bloody.

*Edgy McEdgelord takes a knife out of his pocket. Who gave this child a weapon??

 

-She plucks the knife out of his hand psionically-

 

All of them are when they are quiet.
And you're welcome for the tip... When you have three of your own and an entire ship full of close friends' offspring you learn better than to be cage-y with sharing tips.

 

-as if summoned a kitten pounces in- Caer! Caer I was trying transforming and I can chage my hands! -He shows. the plating on his forepaws shifts to reveal claw tipped fingers and a thumb, the joints flexing and realigning, though a full transformation is clearly not yet possible-

 

*Frowny face.*

vwhy. vwhy vwould you do that. vwhy vwould you ruin my hopes and dreams like that.

 

[Onyx is distracted by the kitten and positively delighted.] Good job, little brother!

 

*Deep shudder.*

 

*finishes his milk*

*cries some more*

 

-Loud purring. Is there a chainsaw hidden in this kitten? Because he sure sounds like it.-

 

(i vwas VWORRIED about you.)

 

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its not mine. i refuse to be a teen parent.

 

i still havwe no idea vwhat the fuck youre talking about! gimme that knife, though!

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

*cries louder*

 

shut it up, shut it up, shut it UP.

 

*cries even louder*

 

[Lacking other immediate responses, puts Norm, herself, and the baby in a soundproofed bubble.] Is the little one experiencing gastric distress? Sometimes organic young have digestive issues after feeding.

 

I dunno. Maybe.