shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Ah-- my apologies. [She summons a holographic human, and runs two fingers down its back, stopping at the end of its ribcage.] The back side of the area containing the lungs.

 

Ah. Got it.

*burps the baby*

 

No.

Not In The Alternian Version He Didnt.

 

(good to havwe you back.)

 

the vworst she can do is get on top of you for a vwery long time!

 

bow chicka bow wow

 

you deal vwith it. ivwe done my part for the day.

 

O H ! W H A T_H A P P E N E D_I N_T H E_A L T E R N I A N_V E R S I O N ? I_L I K E_H E A R I N G_A L T E R N A T E_E N D I N G S ! D O E S_H E_G I V E_B A C K_E V E N_M O R E_ P R E S E N T S_T H A N_ B E F O R E ? :0

 

vwhy vwould i get back YOUR knife??

 

the fuck is your problem.

 

which problem are you referring to?

i have a cornucopia of them.

 

i hope you die alone.

 

he slaughters the entire vwillage and the moral of the story is dont be loud as shit vwhen seadvwellers are trying to get some shut-eye.

 

becaaaause, its really cool, really sharp, and ill let you use it if you do get it.

 

nope! you get it back and THEN givwe it to me!

 

*He stares into the non-exsistent camera, like on The Office.*

 

vwowv??? that is literally not howv it vworks? youre hopeless.

 

*turns into the non-existent camera from the office*

 

and youre dead if you dont take that back!!

 

im ready.