shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

People eat leashes? And they're tasty? Really?

 

It's a metaphor. It means someone's using it to control me. Like your lamp, except I chose mine.

 

Why'd you choose to be controlled?

 

I mean i just assume everyone and everythign will eventually try to assert control over me and act out accordingly to see where the line is after which the punches start but you know, you do you.

 

Because I'm a fucking idiot.

 

A fucking idiot? What has sex got to do with it?

 

A whole lot but that's not something I will explain without an actual adult's input on how you're gettign raised.

 

Quite a bit actually, but that wasn't what I meant. "Fucking" is a modifier here meaning that I'm very much an idiot. An utter idiot.

 

The only adults that do anything remotely like raising me are my masters. Well, outside of here, anyway. In here, I think some of you robots have kinda tried but... I dunno.

 

Expletive for emphasis.

 

Why didn't you just say that, then?

Emphasis?

 

-He shrugs-
I'm 100% certified disqualified from any raising until at least another century goes by, look lost and in need of care elsewhere.

 

Because I lived with a pirate for several years and swearing is second nature. -she sounds very faintly sad. Maybe. Perhaps not.-

 

Emphasis (of phrasing): an increase in stress or importance.

 

Okay.

A pirate?

 

Like a bandit, but on water.

 

well...that was a rather uncomfortable situation to watch...have i ever mentioned how i'm not really a fan of kids...

i have juiceboxes...but nothing alcoholic...i'm sorta underage...but aren't you too...come to think of it?..

 

or in space

 

ppfpff mffppp ffmppffmfpff mmpfmffmpfmp

 

i don't have a butt, the roboticist stole it

all i have is a flesh buttflap, but at least i'm still able to fart out of it