shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

whats your point here.

 

aint no drinking laws here anyways, were all adults, whats the problem?

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

objection one, by this logic i cant ever have one-night stands.

objection two, im SORRY that i wasnt expecting FETUS JUICE, i guess.

 

...i just really don't like the idea of it...and there's also the problem that we are also both underage college students...and @COLLEG might attack or something for breaking the rules...

 

IF YOU WANT TO BREAK THE LAW, PAY ME FIRST.

 

im not a college student.

 

YOU SHOULD BE ONE.

 

...really?..i'm surprised...given how much it chases you

 

no, no i shouldnt. im too much of a free spirit.

 

ive chosen my own path in life.

 

AT COLLEG, YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO TRULY FREE YOUR SPIRIT.

 

- botbot perks up at the mention of juiceboxes -

D O_Y O U_H A V E_O R A N G E_J U I C E ?

 

i can also do that while $10000 in debt at a ritzy casino surrounded by hot girls.

 

THAT SCENARIO IS IMPOSSIBLE.

 

its how i was conceived, actually.

 

YOU HAD A BABY AND THE BABY WAS YOU?

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

hey, heres a fun idea: dont make references to me having children.

 

S P E A K I N G_O F , W H E R E_I S_L I T T L E_H A L F_N O R M_H A L F_[R E D A C T E D] ?

 

-starts snickering-

-actually, full-on laughing-

-ends up holding onto Valentin to keep from falling over from the lols-

 

*smiles softly* Right here.