shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*the baby smiles at @BotBot *

 

(little fucking demon, pretty sure theyre NOT supposed to be that smart at age twelve hours.)

 

S M A L L_B A B , S O_G O O D . D O_Y O U_L I K E_Y O U R_C R A B , I_C A N_A Q U I R E_M O R E ! :)

 

I think he likes it, yeah.

 

like, am i the only one who thinks its in the SLIGHTEST bit creepy that it already looks and acts like a fucking three month old?

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

... maybe I made him grow a bit too much when I took him out of you. Overshot, you know...

And sorry. You're a jerk but I was even more of a jerk, doing that to you.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

watching you get pissed, cried, and spit up on is going to make everything worth it.

 

-botbot clacks their graspers together, slightly nervous -

S H O U L D_I_A Q U I R E_M O R E ? A L S O_W H Y_D O E S_H E_N O T_R E S P O N D ? I S _H E_S H Y ? T A K E_Y O U R_T I M E_B A B Y ! I F_Y O U_A R E_N O T_R E A D Y_O R_C A N N O T_S P E A K_I_W I L L_S T I L L_ L I K E_Y O U !

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

... yeah, I definitely deserve all of that.

 

Yeah, that'd be good.

He can't talk yet.

 

What's his name? Can I hold him?

 

... I dunno, actually. Haven't got to that yet.

And of course you can.

*he passes the baby over to his younger self*

 

He's so cute!

Can I name him?

 

... let's see if Cronus wants to first...

Cronus?

 

- botbot happily starts digging around in their compartment, making a pile of crab plushes. The pile gets larger and larger until botbot is no longer visible -

 

*smol norm lays on the pile with the baby*

 

- the pile continues to grow, and a jaunty whistling sort of noise can be heard from inside the pile -

 

*whistles along*

 

- the pile is getting...worryingly large. The edges are getting close to the closest people's feet and whathaveyou -

 

*is not at all worried*

*stuffed crabs are soft*